Friday, July 4, 2014

Did You Know There's Other Impawtant Stuff
in the Declaration of Independence?


Yes, Kitties, there *is* and those wily Humans have tried to keep it from us! But I, Spitty-the-Kitty, have unearthed the true and correct copy. And here's what the Humans have been hiding:

.....All Felines are created superior. . .they are endowed by their Creator with numerous unalienable Rights, . . . among these are Toonas, Catnip, the pursuit of Silvervine and the expectation of reliable service from their Staff.

So, how 'bout them apples, eh?

28 comments:

brokenteepee said...

Pricilla is most in favor of apples. She thinks they should be served three times a day!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Humans are always trying to keep things from us.
Happy Independence Day to you and all our friends in the USA.

GLOGIRLY said...

Spitty, thank you for FINALLY uncovering the truth.
...and your cool statue.

MOUNT SPITTY!!!

: )

Brian's Home Blog said...

Watch those dudes next to you Spitty, they look a little stoned!

Megan said...

It's just as well you're on the case Spitty - otherwise the truth may never have become known.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

The Island Cats said...

Oh yeah...we always knew us cats were superior. Now the Declaration of Independence confirms it.

Eastside Cats said...

Universal truths...cats are so superior, they don't even write stuff down like silly humans do.

Pat Hatt said...

Damn, the cat better move across the border to get all of that

Katnip Lounge said...

Talk about stating the obvious...

Just Ducky said...

ABout time the real version came out!

Sweet Purrfections said...

We can't believe the humans have kept this from us!

Cathy Keisha said...

Whoa! But I knew all that. Happy Independence Day and Happy 4th to the peeps!

(angel) Grrreta and Fam said...

Spitty, that is a monument-al discovery!

Catio Tales said...

Does that extend internationally ?

Angel Prancer Pie said...

We knew it! Thank cod and toona you uncovered it, Spitster.
Heh-heh at King P's wishful thinking! MOL!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Star says: I KNEW they were hiding something from us! Crafty humans.. Well now that you've let the cat outta the bag, so to speak, I'm gonna get what's coming to me! Even if I have to bite and claw to get it! Want to help me terrorize my people, Spitty? They scratch nice. Purrr XOXOXO

Anonymous said...

That's a great news, have you seen something about dogs too? Otherwise I will join the feline world... for the tuna :o)

Anonymous said...

Spitty my friend, Mt. Rushmore never looked so good as with your fab face adorning that big boring rock. Bravo. Saw this on Scouts yesterday and thought "YES!!!!"...........hope your 4th was quiet! Our was ridiculously noisy!

Hugs, Sammy

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Soon there will be a Mt Catmore.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Give them thumbs and they think they can hide stuff from us. Pfffft.

meowmeowmans said...

We KNEW it! Thank you, Spitty, for finding some PROOF of what we kitties always knew!

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

I almost used that same photo :) Love it!

Stacy Hurt said...

HA!
we just knew it!
Xoxo
Ms Stella O Houligan

Anonymous said...

Vewy cute Spitty.

Luv ya'

Dezi

Tamago said...

LOL!! Excellent post, Spitty!
Yes, all felines are definitely created superior! Love the image!

Saku said...

Sounds purrfect to us Spitty! Happy belated Independence Day!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Lone Star Cats said...

I KNEW it!

Kitties Blue said...

Mauricio says that he thinks he should be up there with you and so should Sammy and Raz. He says that would make Mt. Spitty purrfect. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo