Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Pooping Out Pinkie?





I was feeling all warm and stretchy and relaxed when suddenly the Human said, "Spitty! Did you eat Pinkie and poop him out again?"

"Of course not," I replied indignantly.

But really, so what if I had?

What business is it of hers?

17 comments:

  1. What happens in the litter box stays in the litter box. Until the human scoops it out...

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  2. Humans... maybe I should have put this on today's list of weird things they do.

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  3. I think it is her business, actually, Spitty 'cos it's her job to clean it up. Mind you, she had a bit of a nerve suggesting that you hadn't bothered to take yourself to the litterbox. That kind of offensive suggestion might have earned her a bitey, methinks.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  4. Spitty, that remark WILL count when human report cards are marked, right?

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  5. Oh Spitty...such a lack of respect! However, bright pink looks fab against your black furrs!

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  6. Funny what humans consider to be ENTERTAINING isn't it? I mean really....!!!

    Hugs, Teddy

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  7. What would make her think that? Do you make a habit of pooping toys?

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  8. dood....we canna even commint we iz laffin N laffin N laffin !!!!!!!!!!!!☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

    we iz off line for a few sew heerz two an X ray fish kinda week oh end ~ ♥♥

    peace out N poop on ~~~~~~ !!

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  9. You wouldn't be so relaxed if you pooped that out :)

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  10. We hope you didn't poop out pinkie. That would require a new pinkie.

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  11. Has your human dipped into your nip, Spitty?

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  12. I don't think pinky would be quite so pink if you had eated it.

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  13. I see you are laughing at your human!
    She is rather droll.
    Love
    Barb

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  14. MOL! What a thing to say and we agree with Just Ducky. Nope, probably wouldn't still be pink. MOL! MOL!

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  15. Mebbe that would improve Pinkie, like some claim civet cats improve coffee beans...

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Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.