Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Pooping Out Pinkie?





I was feeling all warm and stretchy and relaxed when suddenly the Human said, "Spitty! Did you eat Pinkie and poop him out again?"

"Of course not," I replied indignantly.

But really, so what if I had?

What business is it of hers?

17 comments:

meowmeowmans said...

What happens in the litter box stays in the litter box. Until the human scoops it out...

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Humans... maybe I should have put this on today's list of weird things they do.

Megan said...

I think it is her business, actually, Spitty 'cos it's her job to clean it up. Mind you, she had a bit of a nerve suggesting that you hadn't bothered to take yourself to the litterbox. That kind of offensive suggestion might have earned her a bitey, methinks.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL!

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty, that remark WILL count when human report cards are marked, right?

Eastside Cats said...

Oh Spitty...such a lack of respect! However, bright pink looks fab against your black furrs!

Anonymous said...

Funny what humans consider to be ENTERTAINING isn't it? I mean really....!!!

Hugs, Teddy

Cathy Keisha said...

What would make her think that? Do you make a habit of pooping toys?

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood....we canna even commint we iz laffin N laffin N laffin !!!!!!!!!!!!☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

we iz off line for a few sew heerz two an X ray fish kinda week oh end ~ ♥♥

peace out N poop on ~~~~~~ !!

Connie - Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

If she knows the answer, why did she ask?

pilch92 said...

You wouldn't be so relaxed if you pooped that out :)

The Island Cats said...

We hope you didn't poop out pinkie. That would require a new pinkie.

Ivan from WMD said...

Has your human dipped into your nip, Spitty?

Just Ducky said...

I don't think pinky would be quite so pink if you had eated it.

Marvelous Marv said...

I see you are laughing at your human!
She is rather droll.
Love
Barb

Colehaus Cats said...

MOL! What a thing to say and we agree with Just Ducky. Nope, probably wouldn't still be pink. MOL! MOL!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Mebbe that would improve Pinkie, like some claim civet cats improve coffee beans...