The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Wednesday, May 24, 2017
Pooping Out Pinkie?
I was feeling all warm and stretchy and relaxed when suddenly the Human said, "Spitty!Did you eat Pinkie and poop him out again?" "Of course not," I replied indignantly. But really, so what if I had? What business is it of hers?
I think it is her business, actually, Spitty 'cos it's her job to clean it up. Mind you, she had a bit of a nerve suggesting that you hadn't bothered to take yourself to the litterbox. That kind of offensive suggestion might have earned her a bitey, methinks.
17 comments:
What happens in the litter box stays in the litter box. Until the human scoops it out...
Humans... maybe I should have put this on today's list of weird things they do.
I think it is her business, actually, Spitty 'cos it's her job to clean it up. Mind you, she had a bit of a nerve suggesting that you hadn't bothered to take yourself to the litterbox. That kind of offensive suggestion might have earned her a bitey, methinks.
Megan
Sydney, Australia
MOL!
Spitty, that remark WILL count when human report cards are marked, right?
Oh Spitty...such a lack of respect! However, bright pink looks fab against your black furrs!
Funny what humans consider to be ENTERTAINING isn't it? I mean really....!!!
Hugs, Teddy
What would make her think that? Do you make a habit of pooping toys?
dood....we canna even commint we iz laffin N laffin N laffin !!!!!!!!!!!!☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
we iz off line for a few sew heerz two an X ray fish kinda week oh end ~ ♥♥
peace out N poop on ~~~~~~ !!
If she knows the answer, why did she ask?
You wouldn't be so relaxed if you pooped that out :)
We hope you didn't poop out pinkie. That would require a new pinkie.
Has your human dipped into your nip, Spitty?
I don't think pinky would be quite so pink if you had eated it.
I see you are laughing at your human!
She is rather droll.
Love
Barb
MOL! What a thing to say and we agree with Just Ducky. Nope, probably wouldn't still be pink. MOL! MOL!
Mebbe that would improve Pinkie, like some claim civet cats improve coffee beans...
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