The Human is leaving me for
I will surely starve, or die of thirst, or become desolate from loneliness.
Oh wait, What's that you ask? Well, yes, as a matter of fact, she HAS arranged for the neighbors to feed me and talk to me a couple times a day.
But still.
The Human says she will have no computer so I won't be able to visit my friends till Monday. Hrrrumph.
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Now is the time to catch up on that extra grooming...no flashy-box! And then you can deposit a lovely hairball on something light colored, where it wil remain, gently staining, for DAYS.
And if you get super lonely we have a standing invite for you to come and visit us.
It's not the same without our humans, Spitty! Maybe you could have a house-trashing party, though. We'd be up for that!
Iz rill sorry you iz being abandunned, maybe you can okyewpie your self wiv chewing on some tp or somethin?
Oh no! But hey, it could be worse, the neighbors could be going with her!
Come stay with us, handsome boy=we want you here!!!...We love you, Spitty...kitty kisses x3...Calle, Halle, Sukki
At least you get a staycation--it would be a whole lot worse if you got shipped off to jail for the three days.
Oh Spitty, that is horrible that you are getting left but like someone else said, at least you get to stay home and not have to go to the darn kennel. Just take lots of naps Spitty. We will be glad to come visit you.
Bummer, dood. But it could be worse. When my people go the Younger Human comes, and he brings that Damned Dog Butters. I wanna hide in the closet just THINKING about that...
Spitty
We can all teleport over and have a house trashing party!
purrs
xo
Abby
There better be some treats in this for you my friend, or I'd be applying the bitey.
Leavin ya to the neighbors is evil! Bite their toesies when they return... Beins should NEFER leave us.
Spitty you are so cute!
Trust me, it will be okay and it will be worth it when your Human returns. You will get tonnes of cuddles and love! Plus you can totally sleep on your Human's side of the bed!
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