Looky what I got--yes! It's a PLACEMAT for my fudz, although I hasten to point out it was Aggie & Wally's Dad who provided it for me, not my Human.
See how pretty and red it is? The Human just said, "It'll be filthy in two days, Spitty. And I hope you don't think I'm going to be doing laundry for you."
Well, yes, I DO think that, as a matter of fact. Yes I do.