Sunday, September 25, 2011

Make Him Go Away

Make him go away. Make him go away. 
Make him go away. Make him go away. 
Make him go away. Make him go away.

His presence displeases Spitty.

Can any of you help a ManCat out here?

PEEESS: The Human put her foot down about the bone-grinding deal. Apparently, murder is now completely off the table. She says it would be "inhospitable." Thanks for the offer, though, CK.
PEEPEEESS:  It is lie that I curled up in my brown beddy and hung out within arm's reach of the Introoder last night. A damnable lie. Nuh-uh. Never happened. Photographic evidence? Nope, doesn't exist. Uh-uh.


Ramblingon said...

Oh Spitty..CK and the rest of us are here to help.

Maybe if we all show up there at your place all at once we could scare him away? I have very sharp long claws and extremely fast fangs. The rest of us so too.

What say?


Ramblingon said...

Ooops, this is the Admiral's mommy. She just did her blog and forgot. Sorry..she's getting to be a squillion years old now.

Pandafur said...

Iz sharpenin mah clawz an I'll be ovar rite away - Pandafur to saves teh day! *narrows eyez*

Shaggy and Scout said...

What is the status of this unidentified male introoding upon your territory?

A. A male relation to the woman? A brother perhaps? Though they can be notorious for sticking around mooching, they usually leave once the fridge is empty.

B. A *gasp* suitor weaseling in on your woman?
This one may be harder to dispose of, but try getting his shoes off him and pooping in them.
Repeat as needed.

Whisppy said...

Hmm. I think you should direct your disgust towards your Mummy instead..... That won't be considered inhospitable, right? *wink*

Katnip Lounge said...

Is it murder if you can't find the body?
We ARE carnivores, after all.

pee ess: Grayce DOES TOO snore!! It's LOUD.

Summer at said...

Oh Spitty, why don't you just yak on his suitcase and have done with it?

Anonymous said...

Spitty, you can come over to our house tomorrow and forget all about it at Kozmos Pawty!

Unknown said...

Throw up on his pillow. That's a good way to get rid of him. Even better if his head is there.

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

Spitty my pal, I am on my way over to help you out!

Stacy Hurt said...

inhospitable? in-ho-SPIT-able? Is she kidding??? There is so much wrong with this picture I hardly know where to begin. My sympathies SSpitfire. You SO deserve better.

PeeSss: Did you make it clear to her when you agreed to 'have him for dinner' she understood *exactly* what you meant?

Sounds like a missed communication on her part. Dumb humans, think they own the place just cuz of the thumbs.

Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

We like the idea of all of us showing up at once and frightening him away.

Angel Simba said...

Maybe you need to yowl ALL NIGHT LONG and keep him awake.

The Florida Furkids said...

We're ready to teleport over if you need us! Maybe we could all hork hairballs at once?

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Max said...

Hmmm...if you can't do away with him outright, then you must remove him with fear and disgust.

Start pooping, Spitty. On anything and everything he goes near. Even him, if you can stand to get that close.

Poop does wonders.

Admiral Hestorb said...

FURKIDSMOM says it just right. What time shall we be there?

Brian's Home Blog said...

There's plenty of room under our bed pal if ya wanna come over!

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, this is so unfair! We hafta agree with gotta make it real unpleasant for this introoder...he'll leave in no time!!

Julia Williams said...

That is one certain expression of displeasure! Never was it more clear. mol.

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

Hmmm. How about using introoder's leg as a scratching post. Vomit in or on shoes. Roll on his clothes - leaving Spitty fur all over. I'd be careful about ticking off your human, though. She is the source of food, treats, toys, etc. If all else fails, rev up the teleporter and come on over.

Laura and Taffy

Mr Puddy said...

I can help you, Spitty
I'm excellent to get rid off Intruder !
But make sure you prepare some food for me..tee..heh.. I have to have a good start ; )

Marg said...

Mr. Puddy has the solution. I bet he could get rid of that gentleman. We will be glad to come over if you need us. We have our bags packed. Take care.

Cathy Keisha said...

Disemboweling is inhospitable? Well I neverh! Is putting him IN the hospital inhospitable? In the hood, we have ways of dealing with him AND people who excuse you of sleeping with him.