The musings of Spitty the Kitty
Be careful there, Spitty. You don't know where those "feets" have been. You've got the right idea for doing the sniff test first.
Sniff him out real good, Spitty!You can't allow just anyone into your domain.
Spitty when you're finished with the milling and baking..come on over..been waiting. I can see why you're late though.xoxoxo
He'd make great kibble, Spit-man. Wish I was there to help with the disemboweling.
YUM! Careful to scrub those feet properly! Let us know when the kibbles are fresh out of the oven.
Don't be so shy Spitty!
I will be right over to BITE him.Hard.Yr Bloodthirsty Grayce, xx
So that will be about 5-6 a.m. my time. Perfect! Breakfast time bowels.
Ah ha I see you circling the wagon there Spitty!purrs>^,,^<♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Oh dear, doesn't have quite the same ring to it does it? All righty then; Sending the Tardis over, can't wait to see you! (Then we can head over to Ms. Admiral (aka Bionocat) and we can hang out beyond flashy boxes & stooopid introooders. xoxoMs. Stella O'Houligan
Why go through all that work, Spitty? Why not just pee on his things and be done with it?
Hahaha!! Spitty, I don't think bones would make very tasty kibble. =^..^=-
Oh Spitty, you can't be too careful wif those introoders. I like Sparkle's suggestion.
How dare you be introoded, Spitty! That is your home, after all, lol.
We see you are treating your house guest real well, Spitty! ;)
Oh who is the introoder?! You have to grind him very well...you must protect your house!!
We think you deserve Gerber every night to make up for having to tolerate the introoder.
Spitty, you are one tough customer!
Spitty, you talk mighty tough! We think you just might do it! You're skeering us!
Introoder haf biiiig feet. Be careful of your precious floofy tail, Spitty.Taffy and that womanPee Ess: that woman is trying to get a good photo of me. hee hee
introoders can be so smelly! You guessed right about our names - Mrs H named us after one of her favourite books P&P... and we are quite like the lead players in temperament - well, Bingley is definitely laid back and good humoured... Darcy is darker and broods more. Love Helen, Darcy and Bingley xx
Maybe you should keep an eye on him from somewhere safe.
Can you smell where he's been? When Mom comes in from other pets homes, I sniff her shoes and clothes. Good job, Spitty. Stay on guard.xoxo Kassey
You will have to tell us more about this introoder Spitty! Then mebbe we can help ya plan how ta get rid of him safely...
Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.