Saturday, September 24, 2011

The Introoder

Fee-fi-fo-fum
I smell the blood of an English man
Be he alive or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread kibble



24 comments:

KarenMcG said...

Be careful there, Spitty. You don't know where those "feets" have been. You've got the right idea for doing the sniff test first.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Sniff him out real good, Spitty!
You can't allow just anyone into your domain.

Ramblingon said...

Spitty when you're finished with the milling and baking..come on over..been waiting. I can see why you're late though.
xoxoxo

Cathy Keisha said...

He'd make great kibble, Spit-man. Wish I was there to help with the disemboweling.

Whisppy said...

YUM! Careful to scrub those feet properly! Let us know when the kibbles are fresh out of the oven.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Don't be so shy Spitty!

Katnip Lounge said...

I will be right over to BITE him.

Hard.

Yr Bloodthirsty Grayce, xx

Cathy Keisha said...

So that will be about 5-6 a.m. my time. Perfect! Breakfast time bowels.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Ah ha I see you circling the wagon there Spitty!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Stacy Hurt said...

Oh dear, doesn't have quite the same ring to it does it? All righty then; Sending the Tardis over, can't wait to see you! (Then we can head over to Ms. Admiral (aka Bionocat) and we can hang out beyond flashy boxes & stooopid introooders.

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Why go through all that work, Spitty? Why not just pee on his things and be done with it?

Julia Williams said...

Hahaha!! Spitty, I don't think bones would make very tasty kibble. =^..^=-

Athena said...

Oh Spitty, you can't be too careful wif those introoders. I like Sparkle's suggestion.

Kat and the Furrsonality gang said...

How dare you be introoded, Spitty! That is your home, after all, lol.

The Island Cats said...

We see you are treating your house guest real well, Spitty! ;)

Tamago said...

Oh who is the introoder?! You have to grind him very well...you must protect your house!!

(angel) Grrreta and Fam said...

We think you deserve Gerber every night to make up for having to tolerate the introoder.

Tucker The Crestie said...

Spitty, you are one tough customer!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Spitty, you talk mighty tough! We think you just might do it! You're skeering us!

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

Introoder haf biiiig feet. Be careful of your precious floofy tail, Spitty.

Taffy and that woman

Pee Ess: that woman is trying to get a good photo of me. hee hee

Purrfect Haven said...

introoders can be so smelly! You guessed right about our names - Mrs H named us after one of her favourite books P&P... and we are quite like the lead players in temperament - well, Bingley is definitely laid back and good humoured... Darcy is darker and broods more. Love Helen, Darcy and Bingley xx

Teddy Westlife said...

Maybe you should keep an eye on him from somewhere safe.

GreatGranny said...

Can you smell where he's been? When Mom comes in from other pets homes, I sniff her shoes and clothes. Good job, Spitty. Stay on guard.
xoxo Kassey

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

You will have to tell us more about this introoder Spitty! Then mebbe we can help ya plan how ta get rid of him safely...