It's kind of CHILLY here today.
I've seen the Human use these all the time
to make a nice little fire atop a candle.
But really, a candle flame is such a small fire!
I bet I could start a merry blaze right here in my tent.
I don't really think I need a Human to do it for me, either--oh those Humans.
They're sooooo smug about their "opposable thumbs"!
Like we kitties just can't do nuffing with our clever little paws!
Well, I guess I'll show her!
NO, SPITTY! What if something goes WRONG?! I could not bear it! I would scream NONSTOP!
Oh no! NO! NOOOO!!!
Never play with matches, my friend. Way too dangerous. Other, safer, pranks are best.
PS. The peep played with me with the feather wand you sent, today. First casualty is a little turquoise feather. Gosh, that was fun! purrs
Fire is very dangerous. Even people shouldn't play with it. There is mischief and then there is being reckless, don't be reckless Spitty!
Lee and Phod
Whoa! I'm impressed! The gang I belong to, The Alleys, specialize in arson. Heh heh! You can work with Tuna R'son Kat. MOL! Come on Spitty light my fire! Try to light the tent on FIIIIRE!! (Just don't singe your furs.)
Spitty, now that's one kind of mischief you really don't wanna start.
uh uh! Don't do THAT Spitty! Me has played with matches...
You WILL get burned Spitty
Yikes! Now that's the height of mischief! Most campers put the fire pit outside the tent, just FYI. hee hee
Star says: I'm so glad you're coming over tonight, and yes, I have the pillows all fluffed up for you. But I'm concerned, what do you mean by "shaved bum" did you go to the stabby place again?? Who shaved your bum and why? You didn't light it on fire, did you? Well, I'll be sure to give you lots of licks and purrs and snuggles! Purrrr
Mebbe you could just light the fire under her butt? HahahahaMeow! *snort, snort*
::runs in with brewski to put out the flame::
Close one! ;)
What? Star? I thought you were coming here?
Nope, definitely don't play with matches, Spitty. We wouldn't want to see you furless or worse!
See Spitty, all your flames are getting upset with that one!
um...hang on there, Handsome...why don't you give old Sparky here teh matches...that's right, nice and slow...we don't want your lovely luxurious furs getting singed. that is a nasty smell, you know, and would be such a huge pity. Now. If you want me to help you "re-decorate" the couch, I'm here to help. But the matches. No.
Burn the place down, collect insurance and get a brand new home, just make sure to get out first haha
Don't give Waffles any ideas. He's already trouble enough!!!
; ) Katie
Oh, no, Spitty, don't play with fire, sweetie, it could "backfire" on you!!...Besides, there are PLENTY of ways to mess with your Mommy and we KNOW you KNOW what those are, silly boy!!...Happy Holiday weekend, handsome friend=we love you, Spitty...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki
dood...ya dont wanna mess with thos ore that bear will bee in yur houz...smokey de bear.. N lemme tell ya, if him seez all de salmon ya got squirreled a way in de frig... itz good by fish N good by squirrel...hope ewe haza grate week oh end :)
We prefer to destroy stuff with a highly Specialized Liquid, Spitty...maybe that might be best. Plus, than we can say "urine trouble"!
ha ha ha!!!!!
Sorry Spitty my friend but that is not a good idea. Haven't you heard the saying, "You play with fire, you get burned." You have come up with some good mischief this week but this could get way out of hand.
hands off the matches spitty. play with fevver instead.
Emma and Buster
Pay no attention to the Don't Play With Matches scolding, Spitty! We know that without the whole thumb issue it's just not possible anyway...but just by sitting with them and looking smug you throw the fear of Basement Cat into her...it's worth it to see her expression! Heh Heh.
Oh no Spitty don't do it. You might catch your furs on fire instead. You don't want to lose your pretty furs.
NO SPITTY! NONONONONONO!!! Please don't do that, okay?
You look like so much trouble. Step away from those sticks!
Spitsters, dood! Our mommeh watched the One who Came Before catch on fire as his tail got caught in a flame. POOF! She's skeeeered to death of those matchstick thiniges!
Qhhhh, yu-are-in-troubbbbbble! Put that down pyro!!!
Spitty!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!! Can't you just bite someone's toes or something like that instead?
Cautious purrs from the Zee and Zoey gang!
is the house still standing or did you burn it down? Hope you thought the better of using those matches. You don't want to burn those clever little paws. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette
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