Monday, May 13, 2013

Under the Weather

The Human thinks I've been sluggish and off my feed not quite myself, so she plans to shove me in the PTU and convey me to the Stabby Place in the morning.
We'll just see about THAT, won't we? The last time this happened, I lost a couple of valuable body parts. There's really nuffing left for them to hack off, right?

Update: I am being held hostage for the day at Park Animal Hospital on 9th Avernue in San Francisco. My Human has abandoned me here. Please, I beg you, send someone to help me! Jack Bauer would be good.  

Update: Hour 7 of my captivity. Terrible and humiliating things have been perpetrated upon my person. Gas was administered. Anal gland abscesses were mentioned. Jack Bauer has not arrived. I am growing desperate. More to follow.

Update: I have been liberated. Explosive pooping was achieved inside the carrier on my way home. I revel in it and resist all efforts to "clean me up," preferring to accomplish this myself by rolling on the Human's bedspread. Ahhh, sweet revenge! More to follow.

47 comments:

Mariodacat said...

Poor Spitty. Hopefully the traumatic event won't be as bad as you think it will. Take it e easy on your human pal - she's trying so hard to take good care of you.

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Oh no Spitty, I, Hailey, just got back from that place and it is horrible. We hope you feel better soon. Lee and Phod

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

Eek, we hope they dont shave yer furs off or something!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Aw poor Spitty! We hope you feel better fast! And I hope that place doesn't take more than your claws or bloods or something that grows back! hugs and purrs! We loves you!

Star says: When you get back, and need to hide UTB, I'll bring some babyfood chicken and be waiting for you, ready to soothe you with head lickies and snuggles. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Unknown said...

Oh Spitty, you don't look well at all! We sure hope your visit helps you to feel better! Thinking about you buddy...
Purrs,
Kitty

Cathy Keisha said...

Oh no Spitty. I hope they don't steal your bloods and a few teeth and maybe your claws. Ack! #Pawcircle that you feel better tomorrow.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Spitty we will be with you in spirit. Hope all is well.

Deb said...

Feel better soon, Spitty. Perhaps you just need a B12 shot to boost your immune system. Hope that's all. Take care, sweety. Deb

brokenteepee said...

Oh noes!
I hope you are A-OK!

The Indulged Furries said...

Aw Spitty. Sorry to hear you're not feeling your usualy spunky self. We hope the trip to the vet isn't too awful and that you're better soon.

The Island Cats said...

There's nothing left to hack off, Spitty, but they can poke and prod and put things in places that things shouldn't be put. With that said, it's probably best to get poked and prodded. We sure hope you're okay.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I will keep my paws crossed that you come home without losing anything more than maybe a blood sample, Spitty! I hope you're okay - we have been sluggish here, but it has been HOT in SoCal. I am sending purrs just in case.

Just Ducky said...

Nothing to hack off, but they could steal your bloods.

Sweet Purrfections said...

We hope you're feeling better in the morning so you don't have to go back to the stabby place.

Catio Tales said...

Paws are crossed for you King Spitty - you need to be well so the Stabby Place is a necessary evil.

Katnip Lounge said...

Oh Spitty! The Girls Club here stand ready and willing to nurse you back to health! Not that you're SICK or anything. Not our Spitty!

btw--draw some bluds.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Dear cod, not you, Spitster. We hope you're just scaring the woman into buying you different foods. MOL!

We'll send purrs right away, just in case. XOXOXO

Terri said...

We are sending purrs and best wishes that you feel better soon, Spitty!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Good golly, Spitty. I know you miss me and all, but to go off food? I'll teleport over and wait for you UTB when you get home from the Stabby Place and give you some Tutulicious biteys.

xoxoxo
Tutu

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty, please let me and mommy know how you are. We will be waiting. We don't feel furry happies right now till we know how you are. XXOO

Fuzzy Tales said...

Yikes! We're sending purrs, Spitty, and crossing our paws that there's really nothing amiss, maybe just a bit of a kitty cold at most, that will clear up on its own. Paws crossed.

Pat Hatt said...

Run! Been there, still there, those stupid people stabbed things up what is left of my parts, costing Pat $1500 bucks in the last week, serves him right for taking me there.

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, We do not like that you are under the weather. Maybe it is just Spring Fever. Hope nothing dreadful happens at the VET and that you feel better REALLY, REALLY soon. Prayers, purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

Mollie said...

Oh Spitty, you neffer noze what these awful Humans can take off us, fings youz wouldn't imagine.. Paw'z crozzed for ya buddie xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Brian said...

I sure hope you feel better soon Spitty. My sisters and I are all sending tons of purrs your way.

Stacy Hurt said...

I'm certain you will be right as rain and as an added bonus you will get to wreak some havoc on those stabby peeple. Let slip the claws of war!

I will ululate until your safe return.

Xoxo
Ms Stella O NHouligan

meowmeowmans said...

Sorry you're not feeling well, Spitty. We hope your visit to the stabby place is quick and painless!

Hugs and purrs.

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hope ewe iz doin all right buddy

XOXO

CATachresis said...

Oh Buddy!!!!! I feel for you. That's happened to me too!! I hope the stabby vet person can find out what's wrong with you!!! Hang in there, buddy. We're all waiting for your return soonest xoxo (mancat nosekisses)!!

katsrus said...

Oh Spitty I hope there is nothing wrong. Big purrs.
Sue B

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

Copy that! Dammit Caroline will be right there!

Seriously, I hope you're feeling better. You know how tizzed out humans get when they think something is wrong. It's unbearable!

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

My sweet friend I know how you feel. I also am under the weather and am at the vet place tomorrow to get stabbed too. I send love and purrs to you and hope you will be feeling better soon. Hugs GJ xx

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

oh no Spitty!! It must be a conspiracy!! My Mom did the SAME thing this morning!
You see I started an allergy flareup last night and after she cursed and cried and called the vet all hysterical, she also shoved me into my PTU this morning for not one but TWO shots!
Hoping you return unscathed my furiend and that all is well!
Love,
Cody

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty, I will be there in a flash of Tuxie lightening. I will not allow you to be held hostage any longer. I will COMMAND that you come home immediately! They WILL obey! Or suffer the Claws of Doom.

Queen Katie Isabella R

(and love and hugs too. xoxoxox)

rainbow said...

Poor Spitty, our paws are crossed for your speedy recovery. Sending special healing purrs ... Rainbow

Stacy Hurt said...

Oh dear, after that last update sounds like the stabby place is now the squeezie, squeezie place. Icko.

Hoping you gain your release papers soon.

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

*ulululullluuululululululululululu*

The Florida Furkids said...

OMC we're so glad you're okay! We think spewing poop is a purrfect revenge!!

The Florida Furkids

Marg said...

Oh Spitty, we sure hope you are all right. We just cannot have a sick Spitty. Sending tons and tons of purrs and prayers your way. Sorry you had to spend the day in the horror place.

Cathy Keisha said...

OH CRAP! I wish I would've seen this. I was axing for you on FB this afternoon with no response from your human.

Anonymous said...

My precious Bay Area Furriend!! She has aneglected you to the point of you not feeling well...horrible!! She must quit that werk place immediately...sending purrrrssss even tho' I know you are home now...

Katie Isabella said...

Thank Cod you are home.

bethany925 said...

SPITTY! No time to talk - just LISTEN...soon a bowl of dry food will appear in your cage...there will be a file hidden inside. VERRAH quietly,saw yer way outta teh cage. then slink, Ninja like, thru the stabby place, melting into teh shadows and using your Jedi mind-control methods to distract the staff into playing wif teh puppies, while you scamper into the third ventilation shaft on the left. Follow it on to teh roof, where i have left a grappling hook, rope, counterfeit moneys, a BART card and Bonito flake snacks in a Hello Kitty duffle bag. Take teh BART to teh Wharf, hop on teh first boat heading east, via teh Panama Canal. I'll meet you, dockside, in Baltimore in a few days. Good lucks, Commrade.

*head bonk* Sparky

Unknown said...

Oh Spitty!
Me LOVES how yous cleaned yourselfs up! Now skedaddle over to my house, the birthday pawty is pawsome!.
Kisses
Nellie
PS, me hopes yous is feeling betters! Me hates that my Spittster is under the weathers!

Texas, a Cat in... Austin said...

I hope you are feeling better! Maybe the cleaning process helped a little?
Purrs

Katie Isabella said...

I think that our kitties not feeling well comes up so suddenly many times and we pawrents are not able to tell it till it becomes more serious many times. I know my Admiral had the same thing happen to her anal glands (before she got ill with her two diseases) and I never knew until the sac ruptured on its own just as Spitty's did. These things happen and the pawrents are frequently the last to know.

Peace Spitty, and lots of love.
Katie Isabella's Mommy

Anonymous said...

Aw, Spitty, I hope you feel better buddy! The only worse than feeling icky is feeling icky in prison! At least you didn't have to stay...overnight!

GreatGranny said...

I would have been worried, sweet Spitty if Mom coulda got on here checking on you. Thank goodness, you survived the ebil vet visit.
xoxo Kassey