~ OR ~
Now you can be honest, Kitties and Humans.
*I* certainly wouldn't dream of getting out my spellbook
to make your warts grow back.
Faced with this sumptuous birthday repast
or a few extra hours spent cuddling with yours truly,
which would you choose?
In answering, you might take note of the fact that *I* was not allowed
to post yesterday. That might be a little hint to the alert reader
about which foolish choice the Human made.