No.New.Pictures.
The calendar is inching toward mid-May, which in the Human's world means AP exams, senior finals, regular finals, awards assemblies, junior-senior farewell, sports awards night, Class Day, Baccaluareate Mass & reception, report cards and graduation. Not all of these things are her responsibility, thankfully, but she must oversee many of them and attend all of them.
Now, you may ask yourself, why should I, King Spitty the First, concern myself with any of this Human nonsense? And the truth is I should not! However, because of these many irrelevant-to-the-Kitty events, the Human has made herself unavailable to me for many activities with which I *do* concern myself: Posting, visiting, commenting. Not to mention petting, brushing and playtime.
I ask you: It is time for a Weekly Report Card?
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King Spitty, come to your Queen Kathryn Isabella for counsel. xxooxx
Humans always seem to have their priorities wrong. Take my human's boyfriend, for example - while my human is at BlogPaws, he is supposed to take care of me. Oh yeah, and my roommates too. But I can guarantee I won't get the attention or service I deserve.
Your human is getting out of hand, Spitty! On the plus side, she’s taking really pawsome photos. New camera?
Yes, the displeasure in your eyes is apparent. We too have that awful time of the school year here, but luckily Äiti is a lazy slob and just gives a few grades here and there. Bear with it dude, as after this dearth of attention, the summer holidays will come!
One advantage to your human being busy is that you get to enjoy basking in the beautiful spring weather uninterrupted by the flashy box.
You do look a touch peeved Sire.
No, no, no, Spitty. The correct question is:
You may ask yourself, Well, how did I get here?
I think her grades on the report card are gonna go down if she keeps this stuff up!
LOL and we assume no gold stars on her report card Spitty. Now worries we see you when we see you. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
Sounds like your human is getting really busy. I hope you get service as you need.
Weekly report card sounds good idea :-)
Ooo weekly report cards sound great! That'll keep her in line, no? hee hee Don't worry Spitty, we love seeing pictures of you, even if they're old!
Star says: Want to join me in a coconut lick? It really is yummy. Besides, with your human so busy maybe you want to pop over for some company? I'll reserve my ham-mick for us to snuggle on. Purrrrrr XOXOXOXO
Yay ! Finally. I can make a comment : )
Dude, I think I'm lucky I just see your photo for the first time, so I can't tell the different ...tee..heh
Thanks a lots for your purrs & I do miss ya
Xox
Ah, King Spitty...maybe it's time for some redecorating by using your claws to shred a few things? That'll teach her!
LOL wow she has a ton of stuff. Sounds like an F
Oh my, Spitty. We're sorry to learn you might be being neglected?! That's almost unforgivable, even if she is pretty busy with all that stuff. We'll see you when we see you; great photo, by the way.
Oh dear Spitty.
I think your human is probably not going to pay any attention to your report card at this time. This calls for a surprise hairball in the worst possible place you can think of!
Spitty, we think a weekly report sounds like a great idea. She will have to try extra hard to please you with a weekly grading. We have to agree with Terri about the surprise hairball plan, too. Meowma slackened off in her brushies and combies, so Eddie placed a hairball in her favorite chair. He made sure some of it went down the side of the arm between the arm and the cushion, too. ;-) We now get regular combies and brushies.
J,J,E & R
OMC Spitty, so sowwy fuw yous. Yes sumtimes da hooman fings stawt tu get in da way of mommy spendin' time wiff us tu, and wees just cwawl up on hers lap and fowce hers tu spend time wiff us or du sumfin weally cute dat hers can't stand not tu catch in a foto. MOL
Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
I think you should outlaw all irrelevant-to-the-Kitty events. You're a king. Bet you could do that.
Purrs,
Nissy
dood...for get de week lee card...itz gotten down two de HOUR........ther iz 24 ina day....sew whatz her eggscuze for knot attendin ta yur everee knead at say like...3:14 AM...yea....thatz rite...even if her iz knot gettin home til 11:43 PM... therz a hole nite a head oh her bee fore her "day" startz again....
Oh dear, I sense a bad report coming her way...
Spitty, your human needs to quit that job so she can focus on her one true profession...being your servant.
It is bad when she gets her priorities wrong Spitty.
We hope she at least stocked up on the nip & munchies so you can pass the human-less hours pleasantly.
No need for a report card Spitty.
The result is obvious...FAIL !
You should always come first ;)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure, JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie
Hello, Sir Spitfire! We're back after an absence due to browser issues! I have a Sweet Sixteen coming up soon and I now have a Fairy Godmother! Princess Treasure
Oh, that's gonna be one harsh report card if it comes to that, Spitty...
We think ya should wait til things get at their WORST, THEN do the report card. Ya will have so much more evidence for complaints then.
We just don't understand how these humans can possibly have things more important than caring for us kitties. Good luck, Spitty. We think you should definitely do report cards. Your human seemed to improve last time once she realized you were giving her poor grades! Plus, it sounds like getting grades is something she can relate to ;)
It may be time for an end of term review and pop quiz to check cat pampering skills at least Spitty
And Cat Scouts!
XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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