Honestly, Kitties, do you know who called the house today? Do you?
It was that Hateful Harridan from the Stabby Place; yes, Kitties, the very same one who knocked me out, stole my precious bodily fluids, and performed unspeakable acts on my bum.
Honestly, can you believe the nerve of her? "How am I doing?" she asks! As if! What--now she's TAUNTING me in my very own castle?