Friday, May 16, 2014

TGIF

And this hellish week is drawing to a close. 

Honestly, Kitties, do you know who called the house today? Do you? 

It was that Hateful Harridan from the Stabby Place; yes, Kitties, the very same one who knocked me out, stole my precious bodily fluids, and performed unspeakable acts on my bum.

Honestly, can you believe the nerve of her? "How am I doing?" she asks! As if! What--now she's TAUNTING me in my very own castle?

25 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Oh Spitty, the NERVE!

Catio Tales said...

Well, she cares for you! Your personality has made a huge impact and she has a soft spot for you. Ahhhh - Spittikins is Mr Popular. But yes, what an invasion of privacy. Well - another one, hehehehe!

Cathy Keisha said...

OMC! Who gave her your phone number? Does she want to be friends or something? I hope your human told her about dropping the 2 ton flashy box on you.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Best to watch for new toys and treats. Think of the Trojan horse and all....
Heh-heh.

Continued purrs for your bum, Spitster.
XOXO

Megan said...

Hmmm - I think you might have this one wrong, Spitty. She knows that what she did distressed you but she - like you - knows that it was done for the good of your health. I truly think you should interpret her phone call today as concern, not harassment. Truly!

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Ivan from WMD said...

It's an outrage, Spitty. A complete outrage.

I'll have Caroline scream at her for you.

brokenteepee said...

Awwww, Spitty. She cares!

Lone Star Cats said...

Dis are pretty outrageous!

Tamago said...

I guess she is being nice now because she wants to make up for horrible things she did to you.
I hope you are doing well :-)

Katie Isabella said...

Time for the Viceroys....I'm getting ready to leave.

Unknown said...

Wow even ones castle is not sacred. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Mickey's Musings said...

We know what you mean Spitty.
Our Vet does the same thing :o
Sheesh !
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure, JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Will the horrors never end????

Pat Hatt said...

lol wow, you need to go chew the phone cord or take a leak on the phone

Brian's Home Blog said...

Dang, there is no getting away from them!

Anonymous said...

I guessed it, they even stalk you in your own home.... better you eat the phone :o)

Cats Herd You said...

If you chew the phone cord, they can't call. Just saying.

charppps said...

Spitty, if the call came on the cell phone you could just deposit the phone in the porcelain water bowl. Just a thought. ;-)
purrrs,
J, J, E, & R

Pasha's Mommy said...

I hope you were the one who answered the phone Spitty! Did you let her have it?!!!

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, well, at least it was just a call and you didn't hafta see her in purrson.

GLOGIRLY said...

OMC, Spitty! We are just catching up on your week of horrors. They shaved your *** ??? The humanity! And now the stabby place people are calling you AT HOME??? The ought to be sending you gifts of salmon, chicken, catnip...
xo

Saku said...

OMC, a stabby person actually showing concern....it's a rare and fearsome occurrence Spitty! Thankfully, she didn't make a house call.

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Anonymous said...

King Spitty...get yee across the BB and hang with me...purromise to keep The Kid Sage away...or purrhaps you would like a little lick of her furrs??? That can be arranges for a price...heh...heh

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, we have seen you displaying your grumpy face on many occasions, but we think this is the grumpiest ever. You could give grumpy cat a run for his money. Just know that all your fans love you. Hope efurryone at your house has a terrific weekend. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

You should block her number! Report her for harassment!