Position immediately available: Live-in valet/chef
Qualifications: In charge of food purchasing, meal planning & service & clean-up, private servant duties, including regular brushing and fur maintenance, twice-a-day playtimes, box scooping; daily secretarial duties required: familiarity with Photoshop a plus. Must be willing to fire current Staff before assuming position.
Start date: ASAP
NB: Must be willing to follow precise orders regarding further visits to Park Animal Hospital™ for ::shudder:: extractions. Those orders will be: NOT.GOING.ANYWHERE.