Saturday, July 4, 2015

Oh Woe Is I


Good morning, Kitties, and Happy Fourth of July! *I* am not having a Happy Fourth of July, or Happy-Anything-Else, either. Phfft.

After a most unfortunate trip to the Stabby Place on Thursday* I have been grumpy and out of sorts. This has not been made better by the dearth of applicants for the position I posted Thursday. I think the Human is rejecting them before I have even had the opportunity to conduct interviews.

I really need my own phone number. Or maybe thumbs.



Oh, and wouldn't you think that, given my delicate recuperation from the traumas of the Stabby Place, that she would at least spare me from the intrusive lens of the flashy box?

But, no; evidently my suffering is naught to her but fodder for the blog.

Insensitive old bag.






* I am scheduled to return July 21 for dental procedures, including a couple of "extractions." I do not like to ponder the meaning of that word. The last time something was "extracted" from my person, it was from the other end and it not only hurt like a %#@%^, but afterwards I wasn't a real boy anymore. ::sulking::

26 comments:

Angel Simba said...

Tell your human to go back to work instead of making so many appointments for you. Extractions don't sound good. Try and have a happier 4th, Spitty.

meowmeowmans said...

Oh, Spitty, we're very sorry that the stabby place was so (understandably) traumatic. That flashy box just adds to the horror of it all. :(

We're sending purrs and prayers for that dental procedure on the 21st.

Hugs and headbonks!

Katie Isabella said...

Oh Spitty, MY mommy applied. Didn't she tell you? Poof Poof Piffle!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Poor Spitty! I hope those extractions won't be as traumatic as the last ones.

Katnip Lounge said...

Oh you poor poor boy...do you need me to come over and bite on you for a spell? Cos I totally will!

xx Grrrrrrrayce xx

Cathy Keisha said...

Poor Spitty. Your human has used this opportunity to put your suffering all over FB and social media. Woe is the pussycat and by pussycat I mean you.

Sasha + Saku said...

Poor Spitty! The stuff we kitties has to put up with...sigh...we wish we had thumbs too.

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Brian said...

Dang Spitty, I think sulking is the right thing to do.

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

Spitty, I am so sorry. But you are still a real boy, and that's not just Caroline's opinion. As you may or may not know, I had only one of those things and they had to hunt for the other one. I have girl scars! ::shudder::

As for the dental thing, let's just say that's how I got the name Will Bolt at the fix-it place.

There's still time to come here. We won't divulge your location.

Megan said...

Spitty - sending thoughts and hugs and noms for your speedy recovery and return to your usual biting (excuse the pun) wit. I can't imagine why you haven't been swamped with applications to join your staff and I think the explanation you've offered is probably correct. Rats! Once your mouth has fully recovered, I suggest you use it to give her a few biteys.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, we're sorry you had to go to the stabby place and aren't feeling well. Maybe you could milk it for all it's worth.

Sweet Purrfections said...

We are sorry you have had a rough week and purr that the extractions go smoothly.

Happy Independence Day from Truffle and Brulee. We hope you don't have to endure too many of those annoying firecrackers today.

Mickey's Musings said...

We would sulk too!
Treasure had a dental done, and they stole ALL his teeth :o
He was not too happy.
Neither was Mom when she got the bill! MOL
Purrs to you Spitty.
Happy 4th of July !
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Lone Star Cats said...

Sulkin are definitely what ya should do.

Catio Tales said...

Poor lad. We feels for you. But those teefies need to be looked after and that is a major downside of being a feline who eats tinned food s and not squirrels whose sinews remove plaque.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Binga can share in your misery - she goes in for her dental on the 24th.

Photo Cache said...

Oh Spitty, can our hugs and good wishes help some in alleviating what you're feeling right now? Good luck on that appointment of yours.

Emma and Buster

When the cat is away said...

We think we should call some local animal protection organization and make them aware of your situation! Trouble is, we don't own a phone either.

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

More teef losses? Oh dearest one, shall I visit and chew some food for you? ~ IZA LOVIE

pilch92 said...

Poor Spitty, that is no way to spend the 4th! I pray your extractions go well and make sure they give you pain meds. My grumpy Lucy purrs her head off on those :)

Unknown said...

EXTRACTIONS!!!! Oh Spitty! Shall mes comes over and clean your ears? That would calms me.
Kisses
Nellie

Stacy Hurt said...

We knows you is still a real boy! Fonts you worry your street cred is safe. What teens is they takin? Cos we think you'd be pretty gnarly looking with a missing fang like Zack had. And could has all manner of stories of torture and mayhem to enthrall all the lady cats with (some more). Even James Bond has scars!
Xoxo
Miss Jack

Stacy Hurt said...

We knows you is still a real boy! Fonts you worry your street cred is safe. What teens is they takin? Cos we think you'd be pretty gnarly looking with a missing fang like Zack had. And could has all manner of stories of torture and mayhem to enthrall all the lady cats with (some more). Even James Bond has scars!
Xoxo
Miss Jack

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Mega purrs Spitty.

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

you need private email

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, we wish we had something to take away your pain. We are all at the mercy of inconsiderate humans, and it SUCKS! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo