Good morning, Kitties, and Happy Fourth of July! *I* am not having a Happy Fourth of July, or Happy-Anything-Else, either. Phfft.
After a most unfortunate trip to the Stabby Place on Thursday* I have been grumpy and out of sorts. This has not been made better by the dearth of applicants for the position I posted Thursday. I think the Human is rejecting them before I have even had the opportunity to conduct interviews.
I really need my own phone number. Or maybe thumbs.
Oh, and wouldn't you think that, given my delicate recuperation from the traumas of the Stabby Place, that she would at least spare me from the intrusive lens of the flashy box?
But, no; evidently my suffering is naught to her but fodder for the blog.
Insensitive old bag.
* I am scheduled to return July 21 for dental procedures, including a couple of "extractions." I do not like to ponder the meaning of that word. The last time something was "extracted" from my person, it was from the other end and it not only hurt like a %#@%^, but afterwards I wasn't a real boy anymore. ::sulking::
26 comments:
Tell your human to go back to work instead of making so many appointments for you. Extractions don't sound good. Try and have a happier 4th, Spitty.
Oh, Spitty, we're very sorry that the stabby place was so (understandably) traumatic. That flashy box just adds to the horror of it all. :(
We're sending purrs and prayers for that dental procedure on the 21st.
Hugs and headbonks!
Oh Spitty, MY mommy applied. Didn't she tell you? Poof Poof Piffle!
Poor Spitty! I hope those extractions won't be as traumatic as the last ones.
Oh you poor poor boy...do you need me to come over and bite on you for a spell? Cos I totally will!
xx Grrrrrrrayce xx
Poor Spitty. Your human has used this opportunity to put your suffering all over FB and social media. Woe is the pussycat and by pussycat I mean you.
Poor Spitty! The stuff we kitties has to put up with...sigh...we wish we had thumbs too.
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
Dang Spitty, I think sulking is the right thing to do.
Spitty, I am so sorry. But you are still a real boy, and that's not just Caroline's opinion. As you may or may not know, I had only one of those things and they had to hunt for the other one. I have girl scars! ::shudder::
As for the dental thing, let's just say that's how I got the name Will Bolt at the fix-it place.
There's still time to come here. We won't divulge your location.
Spitty - sending thoughts and hugs and noms for your speedy recovery and return to your usual biting (excuse the pun) wit. I can't imagine why you haven't been swamped with applications to join your staff and I think the explanation you've offered is probably correct. Rats! Once your mouth has fully recovered, I suggest you use it to give her a few biteys.
Megan
Sydney, Australia
Spitty, we're sorry you had to go to the stabby place and aren't feeling well. Maybe you could milk it for all it's worth.
We are sorry you have had a rough week and purr that the extractions go smoothly.
Happy Independence Day from Truffle and Brulee. We hope you don't have to endure too many of those annoying firecrackers today.
We would sulk too!
Treasure had a dental done, and they stole ALL his teeth :o
He was not too happy.
Neither was Mom when she got the bill! MOL
Purrs to you Spitty.
Happy 4th of July !
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
Sulkin are definitely what ya should do.
Poor lad. We feels for you. But those teefies need to be looked after and that is a major downside of being a feline who eats tinned food s and not squirrels whose sinews remove plaque.
Binga can share in your misery - she goes in for her dental on the 24th.
Oh Spitty, can our hugs and good wishes help some in alleviating what you're feeling right now? Good luck on that appointment of yours.
Emma and Buster
We think we should call some local animal protection organization and make them aware of your situation! Trouble is, we don't own a phone either.
More teef losses? Oh dearest one, shall I visit and chew some food for you? ~ IZA LOVIE
Poor Spitty, that is no way to spend the 4th! I pray your extractions go well and make sure they give you pain meds. My grumpy Lucy purrs her head off on those :)
EXTRACTIONS!!!! Oh Spitty! Shall mes comes over and clean your ears? That would calms me.
Kisses
Nellie
We knows you is still a real boy! Fonts you worry your street cred is safe. What teens is they takin? Cos we think you'd be pretty gnarly looking with a missing fang like Zack had. And could has all manner of stories of torture and mayhem to enthrall all the lady cats with (some more). Even James Bond has scars!
Xoxo
Miss Jack
We knows you is still a real boy! Fonts you worry your street cred is safe. What teens is they takin? Cos we think you'd be pretty gnarly looking with a missing fang like Zack had. And could has all manner of stories of torture and mayhem to enthrall all the lady cats with (some more). Even James Bond has scars!
Xoxo
Miss Jack
Mega purrs Spitty.
you need private email
Spitty, we wish we had something to take away your pain. We are all at the mercy of inconsiderate humans, and it SUCKS! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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