Well, ma'am, whutcha gots yerselp here is a passel of dirty sheets. Yup,
I'd guesstimate you gots two big loads today. Whutcher problem seems to be here
is that you've been right lay-zee and saved up yer laundry.
I'd really love ta help, y'see, ma'am, but I'm only 'bout 11 inches tall,
and then there's that pesky no-thumbs deal. So I guess
I'll jest stretch out like a possum on a raft and take a little snooze
while you stagger over to the laundromat.