Wednesday, April 27, 2016

I See What You Did There

and I am shocked, I tell you, shocked! It is truly appalling what people decide to do out there on the public sidewalk. 

They prance around half-naked (and believe me, Kitties, they don't look half as good as we do in their birfday suits), their eyes glaze over as they babble into some tooth in their ear (and WTF is *that* about? I mean, it doesn't look anything like any toof I ever saw), and they leave a trail of ashes and paper and spittle and masticated rubber behind them. Really, they're disgusting.

17 comments:

Marty the Manx said...

Amen Spitty, AMEN! We live on a corner and they also think our bushes are the trash can for some reason grrrrrr!

www.shelter-cats.com said...

Blue tooths? Very weird...
Katie says the shelter cat on our blog, Meow-Wow, looks like you.
xxoo
Maggie, Mickey Mouser, and Rufus the Red

The Island Cats said...

Humans are so insensitive, Spitty.

Cathy Keisha said...

Yes! Some even spit, I’m told. Soon I won’t be able to see anyone including the screwballs in the yard near us. I guess I’ll miss them. Thanks for your concern and outrage.

Cathy Keisha said...

Yo, Spitman! Me again. TW bought all the DVDs and they really don’t do much for me much of the time.

Megan said...

Yep - beins are disgusting a lot of the time. Disappointing, isn't it? But they're hard to train: look at the lengthy battle you're having trying to wrangle your Human. I assume that you've got her past the point where she wants to dance around half-naked on the footpath, leaving a trail of ashes and other rubbish behind her, but there's still an enormous amount to do. I'm thinking that there probably aren't enough pusscats in the world to get the job done.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

meowmeowmans said...

True dat, Spitty. They're uncouth and rude!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Ugh, humans! And my human wishes we lived in New York City - I bet it is even worse there!

Catio Tales said...

So very very true. And Äiti goes nuts over me peemailing: humans are far more messy, unhygienic and uncivilised.

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty...we need to set up elocution lessons for the City. XXOO They are in need.

Eastside Cats said...

Spitty, humans are schmucking up the world!

Anonymous said...

I feel your pain......humans are graceless blobs of flesh without the luxury of a beautiful, soft furry coat like WE have and they spend an enormous time yakking on a TOOF or a CELLphone and bumping into each other and walls cuz they're not paying attention. Some lucky few are allowed to be our caretakers and we can excuse them for many of their indiscretions because they FEED us but the others? Pfffffft!

Tee Hee
Hugs, Sammy

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

thanks so much for your super sweet comment on our blog today. We always love you (and your human!!) no matter what! Love, Cody and Mom catchatwithcarenandcody

Photo Cache said...

We're at a loss for words Spitty. But we hear ya, Buddy!

Emma and Buster

Unknown said...

This is why cats pick their people...very carefully.

pilch92 said...

Many humans are pigs.

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, that is totally disgusting. We suggest you only look up when hanging out at the window. A scene like you described could turn a kitty's stomach and put him off his cat grass for weeks. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo