She has earned this for so many reasons today!
Let me count the ways:
1) She went back to work! Gone 11 hours. Not even an "I'm sorry, Spitty."
2) The picture is blurry and she was too lazy to take another.
3) She did not Photoshop the embarrassing little gray spot on my tailio! Which by the way leads me to . . .
4) She cut OFF my tailio!