Sunday, October 9, 2016

Sunday Selfie: My Cubist Period

If Picasso can draw humans one limb or one feature at a time and reassemble them all willy-nilly, then certainly *I*, Spitty the Kitty, can highlight my best features for your delectation. 

Here, for example, is my dangly leg. It is artfully posed and highlighted by a narrow strip of sunlight that appears to shoot almost directly out of my a**.  Heh.


Picture #2 offers a stunning view of my Toe Hawks, one of my very best features. As you can see, they sprout delightfully from between my toes, forming a nice pad beneath my little feets, as well as an efficient dust collector for depositing evidence of my visits all around the house.


Finally, I offer this close-up of my precious Beans, looking like tiny eggs in a furry nest.

Do not concern yourself, however: They will not be hatching anytime soon.

20 comments:

Catio Tales said...

Hehehe, what would they hatch into ? We like the idea of Spitty Spawn.

Photo Cache said...

MOL! An artsy fartsy kind of Sunday night eh Spitty? Hey maybe these photos are good luck charms for the Giants tomorrow. Go Giants!!!!!

Emma and Buster

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

OMC, those are some fabulous toehawks!

Megan said...

A sensationally creative approach to the Sunday selfie, Spitty. I look forward to your Dali period.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Katie and The Katz said...

all dats floofiness am enough to makes any girl kitty swoon over you King Spitty.
-Annie May who likes boys.

Brian's Home Blog said...

Those are some purrfect parts ya got there Spitty!

Katie Isabella said...

And...I see London, I see France, I see Spitty's cinnamon underpants!

Katie Isabella said...

Also, you don;t think your presentations smack of Dada-ism?

Colehaus Cats said...

MOL! Artful dangly bits, plus magnificent toe hawks. Those beans are tempting to our Mom who kisses such things. Fair warning.

Erin the Cat Princess said...

hehehe, I do like the new take on the selfies, and thems might fine furry eggs you have! Maybe we could all do a paw selfie then follow up with a nose selfie and then ear selfies? Obviously mine would be a bit smaller MOL. purrs ERin

Anonymous said...

Spitty, are you warming up for a career as a toe-porn star? HMMM????? Inquiring minds want to know (especially the girlies who are all ga-ga over you!).

Hugs, Sammy

Eastside Cats said...

OH SPITTY!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

My mum loves those jelly beans. Personally I think that is an exceptionally good dangle.

pilch92 said...

Excellent photos Spitty, those are nice toe hawks.

The Island Cats said...

Very impressive toe hawks, Spitty.

Ivan from WMD said...

We know someone here who would snap at those dangly toes.

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, these are all such delectable Spitty parts. We are all admiring your A+ dangle, and Mom wants to kiss those little toe beans. Thank you so much for hopping and showing your unique selfies. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Dash Kitten Crew said...

Spitty Kitty Porn? Oh my Goodness!! The scandal, the headlines. Trump will be booted off the front page by Spitty the Shocker!!!!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Spitty, I could gobble you up, bit by bit! You forgot to mention that meaty thigh! nibble nibble! HEE HEE!

Anonymous said...

Those are very cute dangling Selfie-paws, Spitty...MOL :D Pawkisses for a Happy Day :) <3