No, no, not Mark from Mark's Mews, but a stoopy Throw Back Thursday.
Why stoopy, you may rightfully ask? And I will be more than happy to answer! The Stoopy Human is taking her stoopy self and friend to Carmel for the weekend and they are staying in a very, very non-stoopy house that is being lent to them by a decidedly non-stoopy Lady who is a Board member at the Human's school. It is right on the beach, too! *She* thinks it is going to be swell.
But yes, you only need one guess who is Not Invited. And in fact what with some useless last-minute tidying so my Aunties will not be too appalled at the state of our house, and her packing enough stuff for five weekends, the Human never got around to taking a fun picture of me this evening. Phffft.
So that's when she recalled that old Throw Back Thursday dodge that Lazy Humans with nuffing much to say use all the time.
At least this shows off my beautiful furs and alluring pink tongue. I'll be all alone here, you know. Waiting.
Home alone - poor Spitster. And all you want is to feel the sand in your toehawks and sniff the ozone from the beach....
But on the other paw, it's party time at your place!
Oh no - that sounds dire, Spitty. I think you need to cheer yourself up with some curtain climbing, pillow furring and perhaps even hacking up a small fur ball in the Human's shoe.
You're not invited? How can it be fun without you, Spitty? My human's boyfriend's booking agent's wife is having Thanksgiving at their Palm Springs home, and I am invited! We don't know if we can go yet, but I think it would be pretty awesome.
Not invited? What da meow??
I don't think you will be waiting long for the company of ladycats. The question is, who will be first to arrive?
You get on over here. Mom will wait on you as well as me, foot and claw!
Hokey Smokes, Spitty! What is a king to do?
Misty May would be happy to teleport over and stay with you, Spitty. Our mom wishes she could teleport to Carmel and stay with your mom. That last time she was in Carmel was about five years ago. She loves it there. They have so many good restaurants and it is so gorgeous! She and Dad stayed there for a couple of days on their honeymoon as well. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Oh I have a feeling you will have a parade of beauties waiting to spend a moment or two in your company - or maybe you'll play "harem" and allow ALL of them access to the magnificent Spitola AT THE SAME TIME??? The mind boggles....take advantage of the Human being away and ENJOY!
Hugs and Envy, Sammy
How dare they not invite you, you would be the life of the party.
You know while your human is having a cozy time by the sea, our humans are abandoning us this weekend for the mountains. That's right! No humans for us Spitty.
So where's the pawty going to be, your house or ours?
Emma and Buster
Spitty, mes opn my way...right now and mes will thrash all the other lady cats that gets there before mes!!!
We say it's party time at Casa de Spitty.
Well, I am certainly not Mark from Mark Mews. But I am Lovey-Iza from there and I want you to cozy up to ME like on that towel or whatever. Come over HERE Big Boy, and we will groom each other until you pass out...
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