Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Time Lord Tuesday

Kitties, Gather round! I have something to discuss with you. For about a week I have been ruminating, and stewing, and--yes--even brooding over this ridiculous notion of the Humans that they can manipulate time! Do they think they are Gods? Time Lords? Observers? Q?
Still, I had not quite decided how I, Spitty the Kitty, could manipulate this "Saved" time to my best advantage. Until today, when it came to me in a flash from . . . well, I don't know. The Tardis? The Enterprise? No matter.

I claim my Daylight-Savings Hour on my schedule, please, and I will have it from 2 a.m. to 3 a.m. this week. I expect bright sun, warm puddles and soft breezes.
I will let you know later when I expect to see it next week.

13 comments:

The Whiskeratti said...

Hmm... We wish you luck, but this may take some doing from your hoomin. Let us know how it goes.

William's Kith & Kin said...

Our mom would pay you for that extra hour, Spitty. She's been very crankified having to rise in the p.d. (pitch dark) when her eyes see the clock on the dresser but her internal clock knows it's really a stoopy hour earlier. Plus, her getting up in the dark always means peril for anyone not quick enough to dodge her giant feet plodding down the hallway.

Punapippuri said...

Moan moan moan - you get the extra sleeps back in autumn and boy are they appreciated!

But yes, it is indeed very stoopy, weird etc. What is this ting called time anyway ? What does it all mean?

Lone Star Cats said...

Good luck wif dat.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I hate to say it, Spitty, but that will probably work as well as the human concept of Daylight Savings Time (which actually doesn't save anything).

Megan said...

Your are the King Canute of the Clocks. Go at it Spitty.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Katie Isabella said...

WHAT a leader you are! I never thought of that! I could use that extra hour to keep my snooter in mom's ear while I breath loudly!!!

Eastside Cats said...

Go for it, Spitty! We are behind you 100%!

Nellie Kowalik said...

Bright sun, warmth and sun puddles from 2-3 am!!!!
Spitty, mes forbids it!!!
Mes sleeps then and the bright light would disturb my repose!!!
Mes has nixed your attempt to sway the LORDS OF TIME!!!!
However...mes WILL comes to yous (in dreams) and cuddles at that time...gets your tunnel on spin!
Kisses
Your Nellie Bellie

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Good luck with the bright sun :)

Photo Cache said...

Let us know okay?

Emma and Buster

Kitties Blue said...

Spitty, how we wish there actually was an "extra" hour. maybe our mom could get something accomplished as well as get us around to visit friends. Let us know how this works out for you. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

Flynn said...

Good luck Spitty. If it works, let me know so I can make use of it when our time changes on the 26th.