After all, I consider it my sworn duty to stand guard over the Human when she is, um, busy in the Human Litterbox Room.
She felt that perhaps this topic might be somewhat undignified, but I told her there was absolutely nothing undignified in a fine ManCat ensuring the comfort and safety of his Human in her time of need.
Right? Right.
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Well, no, it's not undignified, but I'm of the view that you've told the Human porkies about what you're actually doing there. "Ensuring the comfort and safety .. in her time of need"? Pull the other one, Spitty - it's got bells on it. Surely she didn't actually fall for that?
I know and you know that you were watching her 'do her business', all the time sniggering about the clumsy process and equipment involved and then being quietly appalled that she didn't fling an ankle behind her ear and wash herself clean.
I'm right, aren't I?
Megan
Sydney, Australia
You are way more conscientious than we are, Spitty! We don't accompany my human to the litter box room - even though she follows US in there all the time!
Haha, we too guard the human when they are in that room where they must close the door at all times.
Emma and Buster
Sometimes it is interesting and sometimes boring. Humans do a lot of very boring stuff. Why is that?
You're just bein a good watchcat.
We are the faithful guardians of the household and that includes safety above all. You, I and a legion of others accompany our humans into the HLR. Though the duty doth consume our valuable time, we stand the watch. Your posture here tells any and and all who would consider obstreperous behavior that it WILL not be tolerated and will be promptly quelled by King Spitty.
We must agree, Spitty. Totally appropriate photo. Kisses from Misty May. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
Jeez, Spitty...can't a girl get any privacy 'round there? And hey, my claw-foot tub looks just like yours!
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Your human should be happy that you protect her so well, Spitty.
Of course you are right Spitty. No self respecting cat would let their human go to the Human Litterbox Room unattended.
We have been known to sit on Äiti's lap while she is 'busy'; you are incredibly polite.
Nice of you to guard her while she's takin' care of business!
Hugs, Teddy
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