Sunday, April 29, 2018

Sunday Selfie: Miss Megan's Guest Post

Today I offer my deepest gratitude to Miss Megan, my friend from the Land of Oz, who sent me this instructive cartoon to share with you. Really, however, its most impawtant audience is the Human, who should study it carefully in preparation for the new era to come--you know, her transition from one full-time job to another: Attendant to His Majesty.

18 comments:

  1. Spitty - my intent in sending you this sketch was to provide another means of communicating with your Human. I'd written quite a lot of words about this but, given how thick she seems to be, I thought that a sketch might be more effective in getting the idea across. The key message, of course, is that you are king, she is staff and whatever you want is what she should strive to deliver.

    I'll keep the thinking cap on while you ramp up your efforts to ensure a smooth transition for her to full-time attendant come June.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  2. That is a pretty complete list, Spitty!

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  3. That is a great infographic for your human!

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  4. That is ace! And Äiti loves the handwriting. Which just goes to show how the staff completely miss the point. Do they read the list ? Nope. Do they take action ? Nope. Maybe the Human does need to attend a training course to enable the transition to fulltime staff in June ? Afterall, that's what teachers are used to, isn't it ? Training courses. Perhaps a powerpoint presentation is in order.

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  5. I think Megan is right on the ball there, Spitty..........(.our family had a lovely big black pusscat, just like you, some years ago. )

    If I were you, I would follow Megan's directions word for word .........she seems to understand the situation, don't you agree?

    Noela Chatswood (Sydney) Australia

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  6. Great list, mine has a few outdoor cat extras such as mandatory chasing mice and sparrows and cream tasting. Oooh I forgot I have duvet plumping and rolling scheduled today too!
    Have a great week, Spitty, and we hope that the retirement plans work out just right for you both.
    Toodlepips and purrs
    ERin

    PS Have you thought of a pre-retirement practice run on your peeps tasks? Make it last for a feww weeks, or months just so you get the flavour MOL

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  7. That is a good list and I hope your human studies it carefully, but more importantly she acts on it.

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  8. Hey, now there's a list we could get behind, or sit on, maybe even barf on. We love the top items but does it seem a bit odd to you that Bitey is so far down at number 6? Or is it just us?

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  9. That is purrfection, as Mom Mary transitions from one job to another. We're not too certain how she should feel about her knees, however. Misty May thanks you for all those kisses. Thanks for joining our special Birthday Sunday Selfies for Allie. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

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  10. that is so cute and so thoughtful of Miss Megan to do that! catchatwithcarenandcody

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  11. dood !!!! miss megan's car toon iz total lee awesum AND total lee troo ~~~~~~ ☺☺♥♥

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  12. That Megan has got your back, Spitty!

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  13. Oh yeah, you need to have your human come and re-read my retirement series I did when mum retired. She needs to be instructed.

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  14. Spitty Darling, mes does not see Lady Cats on the list!
    Dan mes assume yous has no great heart expanding loves since mes went over the bridge!?!
    Katie Isabella and Iza will be so furry disappointed too! Purrhaps mes should visits yous in your dreams tonight.....
    Many kisses
    Your Nellie Bellie

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  15. Reading an instructions list and COMPLYING with the list are two different thing. There may be some serious training required for this transitional period Spitty!

    Hugs, Teddy

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  16. This needs to be standard issue to EVERY pet parent. Right now!

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