Good morning, Kitties! Something strange is happening here. The Human arose, fed me my breakfast without complaining or hurrying, and then she played my favorite fevver toy game with me for a pretty long time. She made coffee.
This must be what the Human is calling "Spring Break." Either that, or maybe she got fired from her job for "losing her filter" too many times, whatever that means.
Afternoon Update: Guess what, Kitties? On the 105th Anniversary of the Big One in 1906, Mother Nature gave us a tiny jolt around 3 p.m. Just to remind us who's boss and all.