Thursday, April 21, 2011

What Is Wrong With This Picture?

Well, Kitties, have you EVER? The Human snapped this scandalous photo a few blocks from our house this afternoon.
Just look at that stupid mutt, slobbering with gratitude to his Human masters. They even placed ridiculous Human eating utensils in his paws! Could the humiliation be any more complete?
Further, does this not reek of discrimination? Where's the "Homemade Kitty Dinners" car?
I ask you, Fellow Felines, is this not an OUTRAGE?

Addendum:  Speaking of outrages, there has been one committed in my very own home, Kitties, my very own home! Last night, the Human watched a couple of DVDs, and at about 11:30 she turned out the lights, put an extra blanket on her bed and went to sleep.
I had been sitting patiently for several hours, knowing she would give me my dinner-time food before she went to sleep. But no! She actually went to sleep without feeding me at all, not even a crumb!!!  Now, it is true that I had my water and some crunchies, but a kitty comes to expect a certain level of service from his Human, and I expected my dinner!
To her credit (I guess; really, too little, too late), she did feel pretty bad and guilty this morning, and she gave me an extra-large portion of my wet food, which I devoured much faster than I normally do. 
But still, how could she freaking forget to feed the kitteh?

17 comments:

Kea said...

Hahaha! The mom thinks that's a great business, actually, and loves the license plate. Homemade kitty dinners would be even better, of course!

Happy Easter weekend, Spitty!

-Fuzzy Tales

Pandafur said...

that iz horribul! I hopes you iz sharpening yer clawz.

Stacy Hurt said...

DUDE! That's just pathetic really; then she tries to assuage her own guilt by giving extra? I'm surprised you ate it! (at least with her watching)

I think we should go on CafePress & make a shirt that say's 'Have you Fed The Cat Today?'

I bet they would sell out like hotcakes
especially if just a bit further down we put

and don't forget 'second breakfasts, elelebinties and TREATS!'

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Shaggy and Scout said...

Shameless woman!
Totally absorbed in her own comfort and forgetting about you, the love of her life!

As for the woofie catering service, well, some people will do anything to make a buck.

Brian said...

Oh my goodness, maybe you will have to order one of those homemade doggie dinners and give them a try!

Clooney said...

Ok Spitty, listen very carefully...If theese ever happens again, pack your bags and head due north to my place. I'z got a pantry full of Num-Nums that you can gorge on...

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

That is horrible! My human has forgotten to feed us for an hour or so... but never ALL night! Maybe you should complain to the ASPCA - can they fine her?

Katnip Lounge said...

We're calling the Supper Police. This is so terrible we cannot express...and AFTER she took the horrible doggie dinner auto service thingy picture...we're speechless.

Mr Puddy said...

I hope some birdies will make some bomb to that car, Right to the doggy's face will be nice .heh..heh..heh

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

This is unforgivable, unforgivable, I say! And about the "extra" food? I think you should have eaten it and then put it somewhere else, if you get my drift.

I see a new business opportunity with cat dinners, Spitty! I wonder if you'd get to drive the delivery car!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

OH Spitty say it ain't so...no foods for the kitty?
NO way no how ... that is unforgettable.

>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie
purrin
xoxox
~ManxMnews

Athena said...

oh no! that is awful! I'm just glad you're okay!

Catsparella said...

Oh no, Spitty!! Oh no! The injustice! You need to take your claws to the wheels of that wretched vehicle, stat..and as for your human..maybe you could hack up some hairballs on her candle collection?

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, your human's brain must be on spring break. This is just so unbelievable.

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

I can't even think about the license plate because I just can't wrap my head around the fact that your Mom forgot you feed you!!!???? WTF!!????

Jacqueline said...

We agree with Cat Chat=WTF??!!...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

neora chana said...

It is unbelievable that the nefarious dogs have managed to rope humans into doing something so dispicable!

And we understand your outrage about dinner....there is no atonement for that!

BTW, I sent an underling to bring me a niptini on your blogiversary and it was very tasty!

Princess T.