Eternal Vigilance

The Human has no idea of how much work I do around here. Without me to keep an eye on the neighborhood, Bast only knows what kind of crazypants stuff would go on unchecked. Just one frown from Spitty can stop a litterer in his tracks or send psychic messages to the meter maids about which cars to ticket. The specter of Spitty's disapproval discourages graffiti artistes and he can stare down a woofie at 20 paces.

I'm a regular one-cat Neighborhood Watch program.