Monday, April 4, 2011

Eternal Vigilance

The Human has no idea of how much work I do around here. Without me to keep an eye on the neighborhood, Bast only knows what kind of crazypants stuff would go on unchecked. Just one frown from Spitty can stop a litterer in his tracks or send psychic messages to the meter maids about which cars to ticket. The specter of Spitty's disapproval discourages graffiti artistes and he can stare down a woofie at 20 paces.

I'm a regular one-cat Neighborhood Watch program.

11 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

Spitty, we can imagine your Baleful Glare simply withering all and sundry n'er-do-wells.

The Island Cats said...

You are really good at your job, Spitty. We hope you get paid well.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I bet the whole neighborhood would be out of control without you, Spitty!

lupie said...

Well Spitty, you are doing a great job!!!
Stare away ...

Can you teach us how to stare a 'can' to 'open'?

Love, Lucky & Co

Kea said...

Spitty, you're your own Neighbourhood Watch program! We bet everyone feels better with you on guard!

-Fuzzy Tales

Brian's Home Blog said...

I know the neighborhood is so much better because you're on duty Spitty!

Mr Puddy said...

MOL...You are a regular one-cat Neighborhood Watch program
Very Hard Working Spitty , You must have sore eyes then have to do nap whole day : )

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

They BETTER pay attenshun ta all yer werk, Spitty!

OKcats said...

Dang, Spitty-the-Kitty - you work too hard! Take a load off, buddy!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty
We need you around here!!!

>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie
purrin
xoxox
~ManxMnews

Shaggy and Scout said...

Spitty, You da man!!!