The Musings of a Calico Girl and the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Spitty, I don't want to cause any trouble, but... can't you just imagine how pawsome those shelves would be if they were filled with cat treats instead of candles?
Spitty, say what you will about your human, but she sure treats you well. That's an awesome eating place you got there!!
Spitty, If your Human spent money on placemats instead of candles, you could have a new one EVERY DAY.Forever.
I agree with Sparkle !...Imagine Dood ! ...The shelves full with A ton of Can of can Food ( Not Candle ), and many jars of Treats from left to right, From top to bottom.Dood ! Are you with me ? Let's make a command Spitty ! We rule the house !
Spitty! We have a place mat now, too. Something about getting food on the carpet (as if that would worry us--I mean, Russell did the inaugural yak on day two here).I can see what you mean about the candles. Luckily, all the stuff my mom's collected over the last 900 years is still in the garage and I can't see it. I'm sure she's about to run out of ALL of her crap. I mean stuff.
We think flowers and a viloinist would be totally appropriate.
Wait. Dood. You have a tray? I want a tray! WHERE'S MY FREAKING TRAY?!??!?
Hey Spittster!We have that same blue rimmed bowl with the paw print for our water bowl! We cats must demand the best in all aspects of life. Where's the folded napkin and the little vase of flowers?
You're an elegant fella, it's true!
you know; in the lovely city by the bay; i imagine you needs lots of candles, in case...er...well, in case of not being able to find all your cat foodz that's what! and don't go lookin for Mrs. O'Leary's cow neither! xoxoMs. Stella O'Houligan
That's really a fancy on Spitty, no wonder you insisted!
We don't get a tray or a place mat or nice bowls. We get a plastic mat and inexpensive dollar store table ware. Huh. And there certainly aren't any candles, or flowers or a violinist! :-DP.S. Is your mom reselling those candles? Ha. She's certainly prepared for a power outage! :-P
I wonder what one person could possibly do with so many candles. Do you get a lot of power outages there Spitty?
That is a very fancy placemat (which you certainly deserve) and I can imagine it would make the food taste better!
You know.... our mom had trays like that, but she NEVER ONE TIME served cat food on them. Once again, we learn from your blog just how lame our mom is. Oh, she is very envious of your human's candles!!!
Oh Spitty, that is so much candles! Are they all new? Is your human going to use them? I am happy about your placemat but I can't help thinking about these candles!
Spitty you certainly nom in style!
Oh Bast, is THAT a real spice cabinet? We would LOVE one ta keep our Nip in...
Wow, you eat off a tray Spitty?? That is high-class living!! MOL, I was going to comment on the candles before I saw your p.s.
What IS it with the candles?
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