Monday, April 11, 2011
Spitty-the-Kitty, Interior Decorator
Here are two examples of my work. I am available for in-home consultations. I charge 40 jars of Gerber an hour. The above is a recent arrangement. Note the welcome variety of textures and colors! The black is artfully strewn and clumped against the faintly patterned gold background, while the delicate whisker at bottom serves as a counterpoint to the larger line through the center. Although it is almost hidden by the "O" in "Oh", a very careful study reveals a bit of beige fluff from the Human's bathrobe. I incorporated that into the design, thus taking full advantage of found materials.
It is a CRIME, Kitties, a CRIME, that the Human continually drags out the Sucky Monster and deliberately ruins my hard work. However, I am nothing if not persistent, so stay tuned!