Monday, April 11, 2011

Spitty-the-Kitty, Interior Decorator



Here are two examples of my work. I am available for in-home consultations. I charge 40 jars of Gerber an hour.  The above is a recent arrangement. Note the welcome variety of textures and colors! The black is artfully strewn and clumped against the faintly patterned gold background, while the delicate whisker at bottom serves as a counterpoint to the larger line through the center. Although it is almost hidden by the "O" in "Oh", a very careful study reveals a bit of beige fluff from the Human's bathrobe. I incorporated that into the design, thus taking full advantage of found materials.



Here is a simpler statement on a dining room chair. You can see how my furs artfully repeat and set off the darker small pattern of the chair-seat fabric.
It is a CRIME, Kitties, a CRIME, that the Human continually drags out the Sucky Monster and deliberately ruins my hard work. However, I am nothing if not persistent, so stay tuned!

16 comments:

Mr Puddy said...

Awesome Jobs Spitty !!!
But sadly, Human never appriated what we done..Black Fur always look stunning obvious on top of chair fabric. It's increase the value !! More texture ! More Volume !!
We should give education to our human : )
xoxo

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

lol Spitty! Your descriptions were just hilarious!!! xoxo

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I admire the way you carry on in the face of adversity (and the vacuum), Spitty!

P.S. I loved the cartoon!

Katnip Lounge said...

Spitty, did you know our Mommy is so nefarious that she puts color-coordinated (with us) fleeces on our beds? How are we supposed to do Art? And why don't we just switch beds?

The whisker was a stroke of genius.

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, we totally agree with you! We don't understand how humans can be so unappreciative of our fine decorating skills. And Spitty, your designs are pretty awesome.

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

Spitty, I know what you mean. But you know what? Since we moved my mom's been too busy to ruin all our decorating work. You should see the black couch or the black table cloth! (Well, they're no longer black exactly.)

Tucker The Crestie said...

Spitty, I can't believe that your mom would sucky up all your beautiful decorating.

Raymond and Busby said...

Spitty, they need to do a retrospective of your work at SF MOMA. We would buy tickets for sure.

Clooney said...

Ha!Ha! Theese one is a good one! Seriously Spitty you'z one of a kind! (We may be in need of your services, I'll keep ya posted...)

Kea said...

Spitty, we think you need your own design show...or perhaps you could do a monthly article for a decor magazine--your descriptions are *that* good! Spot on, as it were. :-)

-Fuzzy Tales

Millie said...

I think you have a true Artist's Eye, Spitty! And you sure do know artspeak! Outstanding!

Brian said...

Chic you are Spitty! I'm impressed, that is just pure natural talent!

Admiral Hestorb said...

Spitty...I would charge even more than those jars of Gerbers. (I hope I didn't eat all the hams?)

Yours is true art and this exposure will bring in more and more offers. Oh, and charge an additional 40 jars of Gerbers for the whisker. THAT is a precious commodity!

Shaggy and Scout said...

A most excellent display especially the first with the mixed media.

OKcats said...

Good work, Spitty-the-Kitty! It is a shame your human keeps destroying your art, but it gives you an excuse to practice your creativity.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty
YOU are worth way more than 40 jars of Gerbers per hour!
Great work.

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