Friday, April 1, 2011

*Formerly* Feral Friday

Hello, Kitties!  You know, I've been thinking lately that I've been pretty hard on the Human. I mean, she tries to take such good care of me, she buys my favorite foods and toys, she makes sure I am brushed and well-fed and petted and played with--and what do I give her in return? That's right--nothing! I am high-maintenance and aloof. I never show her how very much I care.
So today I make this resolution: I will become a grateful cat, a cuddly cat, a cozy cat. A cat she can snuggle with on a cold night. A cat who comes when he's called, who purrs on demand, who enjoys laptime. A cat she can count on when the chips are down!

19 comments:

  1. April Fools! I mean, Happy April Fool's Day Spitty!

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  2. HA HA HA! Spitty this is the funniest April Fool's joke we have seen so far today! You almost had us believing you. Almost!

    Yes, our Mom's arm was hot and sweaty and nasty yesterday. That dressing is not something that is fun to wear in 85 degree weather. It will come off Tuesday when she sees the doctor. We're glad because we are so sick of the whining!

    Happy Friday!

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  3. Spitty, we didn't believe you for ONE SECOND.
    nosiree.
    Although Mommy got a bit wistful thinking how lovely you would be to cuddle. sheesh.

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  4. Spitty-the-Kitty, this is Fuzzy. Listen. I will trade your human 1 Zoe for you. Zoe LOVES attention, loves petties, and is becoming more of a lapcat every day. She is high maintenance. I'm sure my mom can use a break from that.

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  5. BBBbuuuhhhhahahahahahahaaaaaa!

    Oh THAT'S a GOOD one Spitz!!!

    All I came up with today was a feeble old lizard tail in my food dish. That Woman is still on the hunt for that Scrappy Cat! I made That Woman think it was Scraps who put it there!!! MOLMOL!!!

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  6. Spitty...you almost had me there! Well, you did, but I mean you almost fooled me.

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  7. April Fools, Spitty! MOL, you really had me going for a minute there!

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  8. ahhhhhhhhhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  9. That was a good one, Spitty, you fooler you!

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  10. Yeah I knew THAT was an April Fool's joke!!! I was gonna tell you to GET A DOG!! lol

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  11. Okay, who are you and what did you do with the real Spitty?

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  12. Heh-heh, nice April Fool's post, Spitty!

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  13. Oh Spitty...we aren't gonna fall for that April Fool's Day joke!!

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  14. Yup, that's an April fools joke! Well done!!

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  15. MOL!!!!!!

    April Fools!!!

    We love it Spitty, did the human fall for it?

    >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
    Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie
    purrin
    xoxox
    ~ManxMnews

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  16. We knew this was an April Fools post, silly boy, but we hope your Mommy doesn't get her hopes up!...smoochies...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  17. Is that a belated New year's resolution? Cause we're betting you've already broken it. :)

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