Saturday, April 16, 2011

Snoozy Saturday

Ordinarily, I would say it's "Caturday," but the Human is teaching me about alliteration and I want to be all fancy. 

So far this morning, the Human has stayed home, played fevver toy with me, given me the brushies, and fed me my favorite breakfast. Mostly on Caturday, she leaves to do errands and go to the laundromat and stuff, but this is the first day of her spring break so she is being awfully lazy. In fact, Kitties, it is seven minutes before noon and she is still in her baffrobe. I'm ashamed of her.

But she just says, "Spitty, you never cook or do the wash or clean the bathroom, and you never get dressed at all, so you'd best be quiet."

Hmmm. If I had feelings, they might be hurt, MOL!  Happy Caturday, Kitties!

12 comments:

  1. Wait just one dad-blasted minnit!

    1. you cook up hairballs

    2. you wash yourself; manymanymany times a day

    3. you cover

    4. Cats are SUPPOSED to be nude.

    So there.

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  2. And really; isn't EVERYDAY CATURDAY?

    That Woman never gets outta her 'jams' at the weekend unless she has to leave the house.

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  3. Fact: your human is just jealous of you.

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  4. Sparkle's right Spitty.

    By the way you look like you're warm and tender and lay- onable.
    xoxox

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  5. Spitty, you do look extra comfy. We agree with the Lounge guys and gals. You do all you are supposed to do. Hope you have a great day or evening or whatever.

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  6. Oh spring breaks! That's nice! I will have 3 day weekend next week and I am planning to be awfully lazy too :-)
    Spitty, you do have feelings, right? LOL. I hope your heart will heal soon and have wonderful time with your human :-)

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  7. I think you've handled it well Spitty, like always, in one ear and out the other! Happy snoozing pal!

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  8. Happy Saturday, Spitty! Sounds like a good day!

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  9. Spitty, don't feel bad...on Saturdays, our mom stays in her bathrobe sometimes until 1 or 2pm. She says she can clean and do stuff just as easy in her robe as in regular clothes. She doesn't get dressed until she wants to go out somewhere like the grocery store. We're surprised that she doesn't go there in her robe!!

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  10. Actually, that sounds like a pretty good Saturday morning. (And you should SEE some of the stuff my mom wears around the house. A robe would be like a GOWN!)

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  11. "If I had feelings they might be hurt"....I may have to steal that line lol

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  12. You can pretend to be hurt, and get more treats that way.

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