Ordinarily, I would say it's "Caturday," but the Human is teaching me about alliteration and I want to be all fancy.
So far this morning, the Human has stayed home, played fevver toy with me, given me the brushies, and fed me my favorite breakfast. Mostly on Caturday, she leaves to do errands and go to the laundromat and stuff, but this is the first day of her spring break so she is being awfully lazy. In fact, Kitties, it is seven minutes before noon and she is still in her baffrobe. I'm ashamed of her.
But she just says, "Spitty, you never cook or do the wash or clean the bathroom, and you never get dressed at all, so you'd best be quiet."
Hmmm. If I had feelings, they might be hurt, MOL! Happy Caturday, Kitties!