, have you EVER? The Human snapped this scandalous photo a few blocks from our house this afternoon.
Just look at that stupid mutt, slobbering with gratitude to his Human masters. They even placed ridiculous Human eating utensils in his paws! Could the humiliation be any more complete?
Further, does this not reek of discrimination? Where's the "Homemade Kitty Dinners" car?
I ask you, Fellow Felines, is this not an OUTRAGE?
Addendum: Speaking of outrages, there has been one committed in my very own home, Kitties, my very own home! Last night, the Human watched a couple of DVDs, and at about 11:30 she turned out the lights, put an extra blanket on her bed and went to sleep.
I had been sitting patiently for several hours, knowing she would give me my dinner-time food before she went to sleep. But no! She actually went to sleep without feeding me at all, not even a crumb!!! Now, it is true that I had my water and some crunchies, but a kitty comes to expect a certain level of service from his Human, and I expected my dinner!
To her credit (I guess; really, too little, too late), she did feel pretty bad and guilty this morning, and she gave me an extra-large portion of my wet food, which I devoured much faster than I normally do.
But still, how could she freaking forget to feed the kitteh?