Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Stoopy Human Purchases

So the Human and a friend went to Santa Cruz for lunch on the wharf today. Then they went to a pottery studio/shop, where the Human spent a practically half a week's salary on a bowl. Yes, that's right, Kitties, you heard me right: a BOWL


Is it a bowl for my kitty foodz? Is it a bowl for Human soup?
Is it even a bowl for use by any living creature of any kind?
No! It is not! It is a bowl for (now get this!) Looking At.
No wonder they went to a bar in Half Moon Bay and drank for an hour.
They should have just poured the vodka in that bowl.

17 comments:

  1. It's a nice bowl, Spitty. But what good is it without food or cat stuff in it?

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  2. Our mom likes that bowl a lot. She would fill it full of ice cream. *We* think it would serve nicely as a toy repository.

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  3. What, spending all that money for a bowl to LOOK at? Humans are very strange!

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  4. To Look At ?
    Take a photo of it and return the bowl to the shop when she's not looking Spitty. Photos are great to look at.

    Humans are beyond belief.

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  5. Oooooo-kay. So, since the Human bought herself a silly, expensive gift, I'm sitting here waiting to see what kind of silly, expensive gift she bought for her cat. C'mon - don't keep us in suspense, Spitty.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  6. A non food bowl? Well, it does seem cat sized anyway. I suspect it's cool to the touch though, so that MIGHT be a nice place to curl up in when you got the hots. Worth a shot? Smooches!

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  7. Spitty, hate to tell you, but that's a wonderful bowl!

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  8. That is a great idea.

    Emma and Buster

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  9. Dat's a lot of green papers for a bowl. Is it made of gold?

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  10. She spent your money on a big bowl instead of a new tree for you.

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  11. Ah, I see you are running full bore my dear!~

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  12. You sure your human didn’t get drunk first and than buy that bowl?? The one time TW went to the Mikasa warehouse place, she at least thought to buy some china for moi. Of course Pop broke them the first time he washed them.

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  13. Spitty, if that bowl is for looking at, we advise curling up in it. You may then get the attention you deserve. We find bowls quite comfy. What did Mom Mary have to eat? Dungeness crab purrhaps? That's our mom's favorite! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  14. Humans really are strange, Spitty.

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  15. MOL MOL! We will never figure humans out Spitty!

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