The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Tuesday, August 16, 2016
(Romper Room) Wednesday
Hello Kitties! The Human says our dining roomplay room is too full of things for me--as if that were even possible! Phffft. There are two smallish cat trees, three tunnels, two scratchers, three boxes. She says that is about eight things too many. I say, I *need* all those things.
Whaaaa-aaat? She's a crazy woman, Spitty. She's just gone back to work, leaving you unattended and now she's saying that the facilities are overly generous? She's living in Back-to-Front World: what you've described is the absolute bare basics as far as palaces for a king pusscat go. And after a summer of neglect and now leaving you to face another long year of school, I would have thought that she'd be splashing the green papers around on an upgrade. O. M. G.
Do you want me to come over and have a wee word with her? Even give her a smack?
WELL OF COURSE you need them....they are yours - they have your smell on them - they have your spit on them - they have....well, you get the picture. Your Human is merely trying to blame the dining room clutter on YOU when we have all seen photographic evidence that SHE has more "stuff" there than you do! So there!
Spitty, we are definitely on your side in this one. Our dining room is what our vet calls kitty paradise...just as it should be. Dad is having his camera club in there today, so everything but our cat tree has moved to the living room. We don't like change! Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day, friend. Black cats rock and rule. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Just two smallish cat trees? Geez, you need at least one tallish cat tree somewhere in that mix of necessities. We don't know how you deal without at least one of those.
That sounds about right....for one section! Tell her not to come to our house, she would go into meltdown! There is WAY more then that PLUS all the doggie stuff :)
17 comments:
Whaaaa-aaat? She's a crazy woman, Spitty. She's just gone back to work, leaving you unattended and now she's saying that the facilities are overly generous? She's living in Back-to-Front World: what you've described is the absolute bare basics as far as palaces for a king pusscat go. And after a summer of neglect and now leaving you to face another long year of school, I would have thought that she'd be splashing the green papers around on an upgrade. O. M. G.
Do you want me to come over and have a wee word with her? Even give her a smack?
Megan
Sydney, Australia
If she gets rid of the dining room table there will be lots of room :)
Obviously you need them.
We only have one thing to say to your Human and her complaints:
Do be a good bee...don't be a bad bee.
Is she some freakin' minimalist or so ?!
Too full ????? She's having a giraffe.
Oh dearest Spittikins My Love, you were NOT too late to Marley's party. *I* was waiting fer you and you arrived. See my comment on the blog...
So 'port over right now. I'm still wearing my Goth outfit. I might need some help removing it... In the closet...
What?! Of course you need all those things, Spitty! Plus it is Black Cat Appreciation Day, so you should get even more!
WELL OF COURSE you need them....they are yours - they have your smell on them - they have your spit on them - they have....well, you get the picture. Your Human is merely trying to blame the dining room clutter on YOU when we have all seen photographic evidence that SHE has more "stuff" there than you do! So there!
Hugs, Sammy
LOL, what Megan said above!
Spitty, we are definitely on your side in this one. Our dining room is what our vet calls kitty paradise...just as it should be. Dad is having his camera club in there today, so everything but our cat tree has moved to the living room. We don't like change! Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day, friend. Black cats rock and rule. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
We don't know where she's coming from. Obviously, those are your necessities.
Emma and Buster
Just two smallish cat trees? Geez, you need at least one tallish cat tree somewhere in that mix of necessities. We don't know how you deal without at least one of those.
Your humid simply insensitive to your needs Spitty. Trade her in for a better model
We think ya need all those things. In fact, ya need MORE!
What is she talking about, Spitty? That's not nearly enough stuff to play with.
That sounds about right....for one section! Tell her not to come to our house, she would go into meltdown! There is WAY more then that PLUS all the doggie stuff :)
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