Monday, August 15, 2016

Back-to-School Woes

Sigh. The Human went back to work today, Kitties, and left me to languish here, unloved and un-entertained, for like elebenty dozen hours. You know what I need, don't you?

Oh, I know you: You're going to say, "Ladycats!" aren't you? Well, I can't say you'd be wrong with that answer. But honestly, I'll take anything with furs. Or even without. 

Kitties, I'm so desperate that if you have an extra Human, or even an annoying one you'd like to get rid of for a few hours, feel free to send them along. I'll make 'em appreciate you even more!


16 comments:

Just Ducky said...

Gee, mum is retired, but I am not sure she has much "spare" time!

The Island Cats said...

We'll send you our mom since she is now retiring...and she can bug you instead of us!

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

Whaaaaat? School should not start until the first Wednesday after Labor Day! That's our story and we're sticking with it. (No matter that here it started last week.)

Cathy Keisha said...

I see my pillow waiting for me, Spitty. I’ll be right over but please don’t let me go home scratching. MOL! Too bad the old bag, er your human, had to go back to work. My Pop went back to work today too.

meowmeowmans said...

Spitty, I will visit you next week, if you'd like!

Catio Tales said...

Felociraptors?

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

Well, iffen yer bored, be sure ta come ta my 6th Birfday Pawty tomorrow 16th! It may be our best yet... ~ MARLEY

Pee ESS: Iza is wearing the goth outfit you gave her...

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I bet you'd love a visit from BINGA! Heh-heh.

Photo Cache said...

Can I send my brofur Buster so you can have a bromance?

Emma (and Buster)

Megan said...

Spitty - I think you're laying it on a bit thick, you know. The stories you've told over recent weeks suggest that, far from spending her holidays at home, doting over you and indulging your every whim, the Human has been out and about, boozing and buying, wasting green papers just to bring you back the occasional box. You've had very little opportunity to enrol her in boot-camp style intensive training (which she clearly needs) and her prospects for delivering top quality care and comforts to King Spitty in the near future are poor. THAT's certainly something worth howling about. But being left on your own, in peace and quiet? It seems that that's become the norm and, given the declining standards at your place, may even be preferable. A sad state of affairs indeed. How have you allowed it to come to this, dear Spitty?


Megan
Sydney, Australia

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

Oh Spitty-My-Dearest-Love - The Goth outfit you gave to me is SO precious that I would not change it at all unless you my dearest chose to add to it yourself. It is your thoughts of ME that the oufit represents and I will not change it for anyone but you... ~ Your Lovingest Bunny-Cuddly Iza

Lone Star Cats said...

I can send ya a puppy. Or two. MOL!

Katie Isabella said...

You may come straight over here as soon as the door hits her nether end as she leaves! She goes, YOU go. To my house.

Eastside Cats said...

I think Megan's comment above may have some salient points, dear Spitty.

Unknown said...

Oh, Spitty. Work ruins everything, doesn't it?

Jean from Welcome to the Menagerie

pilch92 said...

I would love to visit you Spitty and so would my Tallulah, she looks a lot like you,but she is a plus sized kitty.