So, the Human decided to abandon me today, Caturday, the day that should be most devoted to the Kitty, after her long work-week. Instead she went out gallivanting.
But I am a tolerant ManCat, am I not? I had already forgiven her in my heart, in this fine year of Mercy, ready to offer her some love as soon as I woke up from my nappy.
But you know what, Kitties? I bet you do, don't you? Instead of patiently awaiting my company, she came and Woke Me Up. Honestly, the nerve of her! I hope she's not gonna be looking for love in all the wrong places tonight, Kitties, 'cause there ain't gonna be any on offer.