Saturday, August 27, 2016

My Lonely Caturday, Interrupted

So, the Human decided to abandon me today, Caturday, the day that should be most devoted to the Kitty, after her long work-week. Instead she went out gallivanting.

But I am a tolerant ManCat, am I not? I had already forgiven her in my heart, in this fine year of Mercy, ready to offer her some love as soon as I woke up from my nappy.

But you know what, Kitties? I bet you do, don't you? Instead of patiently awaiting my company, she came and Woke Me Up. Honestly, the nerve of her! I hope she's not gonna be looking for love in all the wrong places tonight, Kitties, 'cause there ain't gonna be any on offer.

13 comments:

Catio Tales said...

Oh how could she ? What cruelty ? And no foods on offer ?
A visit in the early hours of the morning would perhaps be timely, with extra teefs.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Whoa, your human really did you wrong on Caturday! There should be a law! Or maybe there is.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Oh surely there was food in the bowl after she BOTHERED you ta wake you up after FINALLY returning home! If not, come right over, we have SALMON!

Megan said...

Oooooh dear. You need to put your paw down, Spitty. Your Human is behaving as though she's completely oblivious of the rules and that is intolerable.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

pilch92 said...

You show her Spitty.

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Hope she doesn't try and make up for it next week and smother you with love!

Jans Funny Farm said...

uh-oh, sounds like your human needs to change her ways and make you priority #1.

Katie Isabella said...

Spitty, like me, you gotta put the paw down. Hard.

Marty the Manx said...

Oh Spitty how dare she wake you from a nice nap! Some Peeps! MOUSES!

meowmeowmans said...

Dang. That's just wrong, Spitty. How could she???

A Tonl said...

That was definitely a limited time offer, yanno? ANd time was up when she woke YOU up! MOL!!

The Island Cats said...

Looks like you are giving her what for, Spitty.

Marvelous Marv said...

Spitty,
Mes agrees totally! What is with our peoples these days?
Happy snuggling
Nellie