Sunday, May 8, 2011

Bah, Humbug!

Mother's Day? Are you freaking kidding me?
Now look, I try not to be bitter, but I was ripped untimely from my REAL mother years and years ago! Granted, that was not the Human's fault, and granted, my REAL mother would probably have lost all interest in me in another week or two anyway, and granted, I really don't even remember her....but still! This large furless creature...my mother?
Well, yes, as a matter of fact, she does provide the excellent noms, and yes, she does brush me and yes, she does keep my litterbox clean and yes, she does buy me my favorite toys and yes, she does tolerate my aloof nature.

Hmmm.

16 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

Spitty, we're glad you're gaining some perspective on this day...

Anyway, we're gonna wish your Human a Happy Mommy Day from MomKat Trish and the crew at the Katnip Lounge!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

My human got a dead bug during Secretary's Week, which is, in fact, her actual role around here. My real mother is Tina Turner of Tahjara.

Tamago said...

"Large furless creature"...LOL!!!
Spitty, you've got such a great mom, with all the foods, toys, litterbox cleaning, etc. :-)
Happy Mother's Day to your human!!

Cat Chat With Caren and Cody (Caren Gittleman) said...

"if it walks like a duck, smells like a duck, talks like a duck...it IS a duck!!!"

xoxoxo

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!

KarenMcG said...

Well, Spitty, with all those "yes she does" things you've listed, you might want to rethink the she's not your mother thing.

Happy Mother's Day.

Stacy Hurt said...

Spitty; you really need to work on coming out of your shell and being able to really speak your mind.

You know; they do have fur; it's just really really BAD fur!

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

DUDE! word verif. was 'Morked' used as a verb by a standup comedian named Robin Williams perhaps? MOL. or it could refer to STPrachett's beloved city on Discworld. Who knows?

Mr Puddy said...

Spitty, Finally I know you are badly in love with her and appreciate all thing she have done for you. You might shy to say that but it's so nice to let us know : )

Happy Mommy's Day to your Lovely Mommy !!!
I hope you have a purrfect day with her
Special Hug and Kiss from me
xoxo

Brian said...

Happy Mother's Day to you Nom Mom!!!

Max said...

Yaknow, I don't think of the Woman as my mother. I think Buddah does, but he's not great at connecting the dots. So I'm not saying happy mother's day to her. It should be enough that I let her sleep in today. And then petted her face when she woke up. But she's not my mom, nope...

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

A furry Happy Mother's Day to your Mom from all of us!!

>^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^< >^..^<
Abby Ping Jinx Boo Gracie
purrin
xoxox
~ManxMnews

The Island Cats said...

Well, why don't you humor her, Spitty?? And make her feel nice...just for today...

meowmeowmans said...

Happy Mother's Day to your human Mom, Spitty!

Athena said...

You know, Spitty, it sounds like you do appreciate all the nice things she does for you! Give her a little love!

Raymond and Busby said...

We think you were pretty lucky to be taken in by your human Mom, Spitty. Not that we would ever tell her that!

Jacqueline said...

We think your precious Mommy loves you lots Spitty=almost as much as the 3 of us :)...We hope you guys shared a wonderful "Happy Mother's Day" together...kisses x3, handsome boy=we just love your bad boy cattitude, sweetie ::winkwink::...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Clooney said...

Oh come on Spitty, you know you LOVE her!