Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The Doom Room

Behind this innocent kitchen door, Kitties, lies a dreadful secret shame. You will note that the Flashy Box has been strangely absent from The Room of Doom our back porch. (As you can see, SomeHuman, sometime, cut a convenient little cat door just for us kittehs!) Follow me now, right this way . . .
As you can see, things are pretty hopeless out here! The Human likes to let others, her friends and relatives, the building manager, her neighbors, catsitters---and yes, even you, my Faithful Readers--believe that she is a neat and tidy person. Well, ha ha ha ha ha! Just LOOK!
And what's worse, Kitties, is that this is just one tiny corner of the Giant Jumble of Cr@p that exists in this little 6'x8' space.  It's a disgrace is what it is!
(Please note: *I* do not appear to best advantage in this picture. However, I set aside my vanity for the sake of exposing this horrible truth.)

22 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

You could go to work for a print tabloid, Spitty, or a TV tabloid show, and expose everyone's "dreadful secret shame."

You might want to start with the mom's garage. Just sayin'.

Admiral Hestorb said...

Spitty..indeed..have you contacted Rupert Murdoch?

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

We think evry house has a room like that. You may notice there are seldom pictures of OUR basement shown...

Katnip Lounge said...

Spitty! The HORROR of it all! Um, are you expected to do your "whizz biz" out here? Disgraceful! And we know disgraceful. You should see the walk in closet at out house...more like slither in...

Pandafur said...

It looks like a fun place to xploar an find kewl stuff...you shud sniff arownd cuz you nevar know wat you will find.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Just imagine an entire basement filled with junk and you've got ours. It's a dumping ground for everything that isn't being used and what dad won't throw out because "it might come in handy someday." Arrrrgggghhhhh!

Athena said...

We haf a corner like that, and mama says that her storage closet is much worse -- I can't say acause I haf nefur seen it, you haf to go outside to get to it. I think all places haf to haf a space like that! Is your litter box out there?

Stacy Hurt said...

MOL! That's IT! Next time the Petties are coming YOU will be my vote for Funniest Cat Blog!


xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

Spitty, if you thinks that is bad you should see our boy beans bedrooms when they are in residence. We can't even get our paws on the floor most of the time for the junk that litters every available space.

Mr Puddy said...

Hey Spitty , With those little space, I think you can have fun with Moon Walking my friend..Heh..heh..heh
xoxo

Angel Simba said...

I think most of our houses have something or somethings similar, Spitty. It is a wonderful club to be in, really. But great post!!

Brian said...

Oh my Spitty, does she know your showing us this?

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty
Uh oh does your Mom know you posted this?

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥

meowmeowmans said...

Haha! Spitty, I don't think you were supposed to share your human's dirty little secret with us...

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

Spitty, you should see our garage, if you think that's bad! Remember how we downsized? Well, anything that doesn't fit up here is down there...in every and any available space!! AND, I'm sure there are toys of ours down there, too!

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, with all that cr@p, it's a wonder you don't get lost in there!!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

At least your human is able to confine the mess to a single room! My human's whole house needs serious organizational help!

Willow said...

Spitty you did a great job of blurring your face to remain incognito for this secret. Now your Mom can not trace this back to you.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Spitty, we all haf a room of shame. Sad but true. Howefur, they are lots of fun to explore! Haf a happy Wednesday!

Whisppy said...

We have one room just like that! And it's what Mummy calls as the "storeroom under the stairs". We LOVE that room since Mummy has to stoop real low if she wants to catch us. Heeheehee. And many times she ends up bumping her head on the low ceiling. MOL.

Love, Cosmo & Ling

Marg said...

Oh no Spitty, that is one big messy room. But you see our whole house looks like that. So we understand purrfectly. Goodness, is that where your potty is?? Yikes. Hope you have a fun day.

Teddy Westlife said...

Oh Spitty, everyone has a room like that. Here it's called "the house".