Hi, Kitties! Miss me? I sure missed all of you!
But bear with me here, for I have things to tell you that Are.Not.Pretty.
Well, as you could perhaps read if you biggified the picture, this is JAINA, the resident kitteh with whom my Human had a weekend fling during her sojourn in the Valley.
They talked! They cuddled! They looked longingly into each other's eyes!
But, Kitties, I tell you: It gets even WORSE!
This is Tripp the Dog. Shameless Woofie HellHound is more like it. Just LOOK at him with his little stub-for-a-tail and his soft, droopy ears! He bounded right up to the Human, playfully tilting his irresistible little head, as if to say, "Where have you been all my life?"
Well, I can say no more. I am sure you all can see for yourselves how cruelly I have been betrayed.
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Hope you all had a glorious Fourth! I don't think these fireworks look very Safe or Sane, do you?
But the Human swears they were.