Friday, July 15, 2011

Formerly Feral Fur-riday

Long Cat
is l---o---n---g.

Hello, The name's Nagini, Spitty Nagini.
You can make me a nice dry Niptini.
Shaken, not stirred.



P.S.  Status report: The Soft Brown Blankie (hereafter, SBB) was freshly laundered just for me on Wednesday. Mmmmmmmm. Nice.


But the Human is having "Dinnnnnnner Guesssssts" on Caturday so *I* have to wait till Sunday to have said SBB restored to its rightful place atop the dining room table. Like *I* am not the top priority in her life? As if! *I* say *they* could eat on the coffee table! Or in the kitchen on that pink counter, MOL!

20 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

Happy Friday, Spitty. Your human ought to be setting a place for you at the dining table too. Unless she's making something that's not to your liking, of course. Though we can't fathom why she'd do that!

Have a great weekend!

Angel Simba said...

Get here fast SUNday!

Pandafur said...

A long, lean Spitty machine! Iz sorry you haz to wate til sunday to get your ritefull place, if I had mai stoopid catio you cud come hunt lizzies wiv me.

Katnip Lounge said...

Spitty, you mean to say you ARE NOT going to get to join the dinner guests? Srsly? You have a place mat and everything! Your Human is just mean mean mean about the whole SBB thing.

pee ess: Rupert says you are more of a Rotini than a Linguini.

Cathy Keisha said...

They NEED to eat AROUND the SBB. That's just my opinion. You are so long that we have have to call you Spiiiiiiity for now on. BTW, I can't believe YOU live on the Left Coast, just like my Buzzy. I may have to relocate

OKcats said...

Long kitty IS long - and very sleek looking! We're glad your SBB is ok, but that's Wrong that you cannot have it until Sunday. We think it should go on your Human's bed. She can couch it until Sunday.

Brian said...

Happy weekend Spitty Longfellow, have a NipTini fur me pal!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I think they should just have to eat around you and your brown blanket, Spitty!

Photo Cache said...

Oh i can't wait for you to be reunited with SBB.

One tiptini for us too.

Emma and Buster

The Florida Furkids said...

You have to be inconvenienced because of dinner? Sheesh.....what is your human thinking????

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty
We sure hope you are invited to the dinner on caturday! The place of honor should be all yours.

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥

Ivan and Izzy from WMD said...

So I don't get why the SBB can't be where it should until the pests come, then back out the moment coffee or tea is served to them. Am I missing something? Better yet, have the human take these people to a drive through--that way the SBB can stay where it belongs!

The Misadventures Of Me said...

I is finkin yoo shud has a place of honour at the table WIF da guests!

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

I think the coffee table is a great idea!! You ARE one looooong kitty!

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, Spitty, Spitty...your human is calling the shots here...so not right...you gotta take control of this situation.

Willow said...

Spitty Nagini if the SBB is not going to be put out until after the guests leave on Sunday then your Mom should put it into the dryer for maximum warmth. I love my warm blanket and this way there is a making up for the extra day of waiting.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

I'm with Willow. The SBB should be heated and treats dispensed in the meantime. Purrs.

Admiral Hestorb said...

Those other kitties are right! put thr sbb out right NOW! take it up when guests come if she must. my word! what an indignity. mom serves me exclusivly..come on over here..she'll serve you too.
xxxx

Admiral Hestorb said...

William's comment was great! MOL

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Marley, and Laz) said...

You ARE long.