To the Rescue!

I was relaxing in my Tower last night, gazing idly out upon my Kingdom,

contemplating my post-prandial plans: My 'Vine pillow? A nap? Both?

Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a sign appeared from the Southland:

Yes, CatMan aka mild-mannered King Spitty was being urgently summoned!

Without wasting a single moment, I sprang into action and fired up my Transporter:

I was on my way!

After a perilous night's journey, I emerged here:

Using my Ninja skills, I crept inside, knowing my Tunnel would safely protect our getaway vehicles.

I found my Ladycats in Distress Hissssssing Mad in their individual cells.

                   It was a piece of cake for Nellie to slip through the laughably ineffective bars,

but Sassy got stuck, so Nellie slipped into her cell and pushed while I pulled from the front.

It wasn't pretty, but in a flash Sassy was free, the Sheriff was bleeding from dozens of slash wounds and we was outta there!

Fortunately, I had packed three of my Buddy's Best Bikes,

so soon I and the Felonious Felines

were zipping down the Hollywood Freeway to the Beverly Hills Hotel!

When I left The Girls, they were sunning themselves by the pool back at their Hotel, 

completely unrepentant!

They begged for Niptinis, but The King nixed that idea,

as they'd proven themselves untrustworthy even when sober.

Who knows, though.

I'm guessing between the two of them, they won't have much problem finding a ManCat

to buy them a drinkie or six.

*     *     *

CatMan would've stuck around to chaperone the two miscreants,

but he received an emergency call from Japan:

Seems that Some Kitty needed urgent assistance getting unstuck from his favorite box!