The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Sunday, June 10, 2012
ManCat Monday: Ebil Skwerls, Vishus Deer
Yeah, those are what I wish I could see out my kitchen window. But Noooooooooo! I see other Humans' underwear flapping in the breeze. And what's fun or nommy about that, I ask you? Frankly, it's enough to kill a ManCat's appetite.
Hey, that looks like OUR deck railing! Dad emailed Mom that Audrey paw touched the feathers of a dove chilling on the railing the other day. SUPER exciting for her. I hope that doesn't make you feel worse, Spitty. Maybe next time you come over and sleep in the red bed die, you can also hang out on the deck together for a while.
Oh Spitty, that is not good. You need to come visit us really soon. We have tons of squirrels and birds plus some really pretty gals that want to meet you since you are so darn handsome.
Oh Spitty! You must come play on mai catio. I haz grownd skwirrels an birdies right on teh other side of teh skreen! One day I iz going to rip rite thru that screen an then...oh yes! We can stratijize teh best way to take care of teh Joffrey pawblem *sharpens claws*
Yeah, and it's not even "interesting" underwear. Mommy says NO WAY to the tenth of a point deduction. She says your Human needs to leave that nasty school stuff attitude at WORK.
maybe some squirrels or birdies will wander across the clothes lines and uh... put some droppings on them, you know, so they'll rethink putting such things in your line of sight.
HAH! TW says she didn't know peeps still line dried their clothes. I think it's illegal around here cos, you know, other people don't wanna look at it.
Oh Spitty! That is just so sad! Me will keep my river and the birds and the racoons and the deer and the squirrels and the quail and the bears and the cougars and the horses and the coyotes and the cows and the sheep and the bats and.... Kisses Nellie
Oh, by the way, King Spitty, the humans here say they got the crown bed at the "Christmas Tree Shops," which is sort of like "Big Lots." Unfortunately, it was quite some time ago (like years), so they don't have them anymore. We will check to see what the label says, and let you know, okay?
Ah, but Spitty, you should think about what fun it would be to sprint along that high wire, unclipping the clothespins as you go! Truly worthy of basement cat, don't you think?
Hiya Spitty...first, ya have some more awards to pick up from my Monday post if you want.You deserve lots more, and I just want ya to know how much I like your bloggy!
As for your entertaining view...seriously...peeps' undies??!! Ya gotta get your staff to do better by you my man...I mean, sheesh...ya look so great in a tux...ya outta have some good lookin' squirrels and stuff to look at!
28 comments:
Underpants, schmunderpants! They would look good wif sum yak on them!
Oh ick. Humans can be so disgusting sometimes.
Ahhhh Spitty....you are most welcome to come over anytime...just remember, our Mommy is known as the *Butcher* on our streets...heh heh.
Your Malaysian Pal, Boomer
Hey, that looks like OUR deck railing! Dad emailed Mom that Audrey paw touched the feathers of a dove chilling on the railing the other day. SUPER exciting for her. I hope that doesn't make you feel worse, Spitty. Maybe next time you come over and sleep in the red bed die, you can also hang out on the deck together for a while.
That's not a good view at all. Sorry Spitty.
Oh Spitty, that is not good. You need to come visit us really soon. We have tons of squirrels and birds plus some really pretty gals that want to meet you since you are so darn handsome.
Underwear? ::twitch::...um they don't happen to hang any socks up there...do they?? ::swoon::
purrrs,
Cory
Oh Spitty! You must come play on mai catio. I haz grownd skwirrels an birdies right on teh other side of teh skreen! One day I iz going to rip rite thru that screen an then...oh yes! We can stratijize teh best way to take care of teh Joffrey pawblem *sharpens claws*
Oh my Spitty, that just isn't any real fun at all!
gotta agree with you Spitty...BORING!!
Yikes!!!!
I think that if your Human really loved you, she'd get a place with better entertainment for you!
Yeah, and it's not even "interesting" underwear.
Mommy says NO WAY to the tenth of a point deduction. She says your Human needs to leave that nasty school stuff attitude at WORK.
I think that a bad view for my cat is a perfectly good reason to buy another house (hopefully one with its own cat room).
Stoopid humans! No deer or squirrels are going to EVER come by your window with those underwears flapping around!
maybe some squirrels or birdies will wander across the clothes lines and uh... put some droppings on them, you know, so they'll rethink putting such things in your line of sight.
Imagine that! Peeps hanging out their laundry for all to see!!! purrs
HAH! TW says she didn't know peeps still line dried their clothes. I think it's illegal around here cos, you know, other people don't wanna look at it.
OH dear Spitty.
We would be so embarrassed if our hooman did that. WE are embarrassed for those hoomans. Showing their bloomers in public.
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
You allow that in your kingdom, Spitty???
Spitty...I believe that you may have to threaten your mom with the B word. B for Bomit. xxoooxx
That is just plain nasty! We have been teased lately by baby bunnies and chipmunks. That's not fun either cause we don't get to "play" with them!
Oh Spitty!
That is just so sad! Me will keep my river and the birds and the racoons and the deer and the squirrels and the quail and the bears and the cougars and the horses and the coyotes and the cows and the sheep and the bats and....
Kisses
Nellie
Oh, by the way, King Spitty, the humans here say they got the crown bed at the "Christmas Tree Shops," which is sort of like "Big Lots." Unfortunately, it was quite some time ago (like years), so they don't have them anymore. We will check to see what the label says, and let you know, okay?
Hahaha eeiiiwwww no one likes human underwear!!
Maybe your humans should get you a fish tank to watch?...
Ah, but Spitty, you should think about what fun it would be to sprint along that high wire, unclipping the clothespins as you go! Truly worthy of basement cat, don't you think?
Laura & Taffy
WOW, that is NOT what ya wanna see when ya look outta window!
Hiya Spitty...first, ya have some more awards to pick up from my Monday post if you want.You deserve lots more, and I just want ya to know how much I like your bloggy!
As for your entertaining view...seriously...peeps' undies??!! Ya gotta get your staff to do better by you my man...I mean, sheesh...ya look so great in a tux...ya outta have some good lookin' squirrels and stuff to look at!
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