She has barely been home with me this week and frankly I am tired of being last on her list. I am not a doormat, dammit! This calls for the SPOD, or DTTC, or possibly BTW.
I haven't even been well-brushed since last week! Can you tell?
I'm ashamed of my unruly furs, and yet she insists on taking pictures and posting them for all to see. Just another outrage here in the City by the Bay.
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Spitty, your human is in big trouble! She has broken so many Cat Rules, it is kind of frightening. She could be sent up the river for all these infractions!
P.S. I got your package last night! It is quite exciting!
Oh poor Spitty! I am on my way over to lick down yer wayward furs! ~ IZA
How can you tell Spitty? You have done nothing but sleep
This is not good enough, but you are too polite with a simple BoD. Personally I'd start making more smelly comments. We hope that now it is the weekend you will be getting all the attention you so richly deserve.
Awwww poor darling Spitty! We'd pay attention to you all day long, petting and brushing and kissing and cuddling... you'd probably hate that too, wouldn't you? Oh well, we'd take the scratches just to give you a snuggle!
Star says: I think your furs look good, very lick-able, purrrrr! If you need help giving the back of disrespect, I'll come and help.
By the way, you are SO right about Leo! Lazy barbarian... Mom says he sleeps at least 22 hours a day, usually on his back showing off all this whatnots! Ok, he's covered in fluffy fur, but you KNOW what he's trying to do..
Mister Spitty, maybe you should come here and teach the humans some lessons...
Get into your tunnel and teleport right over! Mommy is furminating all of us today and she won't mind furminating you too!
...Tutu
Spitty my human is also in BIG trubble !!
Maybe we can join forces to get them into better behavior ??!!
Spitty, I feel your pain! Mom has been so taken up with the himan side of the family! But things are getting better and better so I got PLAYED with the past several days!!! Come over and mom will give you brushies along side me.
XXOO
That human better get her act together, our has been on the computer all damn day typing, hmph.
Oh, Spitty. You look like you've changed colors. And what are you looking at?
Get even with her pal. Get even! Come on over and we'll strategize on how best to get your revenge.
Geez.... we don't even know what to say, Spitty... it really is outrageous. And darn it, if it just doesn't remind me (Zee), that my human needs to brush me...
You mean she has the time to take pictures of you but not to brush you?!
I say BOD Marathon!
Purrs
we think you look as handsome as always!
Well, whatever you do do NOT come here Spitty! Mommy went apeshite yesterday with the attention thing...and CLIPPED MY CLAWS!!! Proving the point that sometimes it's better to not whine about attention. Or stick your claws into your Person's tender flesh.
XX Salem
Mes thinks yous should leaves a large yackked hairball where she steps in it! Then she will realize yous needs brushing!
Speaking of which, me has NOT been furminated in a couple of days, where are Mommy's slippers?
Kisses
Nellie
oh! I'll be over shortly to wash your silky furs! now that you loves me again and is FINALLY all alones. I'll take good care of you. Also, I'll help bite teh woman too. Really. the nerve of her.
Spitty, buddy!!! There are many and varicose ways you can show your displeasure!! The messier the better ;)
Hold your ground Spitty. When she comes to her senses she will be struck with a mighty case of the guilts then you can milk it for all its worth.
Oh Dog! And here it is Valentines and all too..... *gasps*
Spitty, we're calling the ASPCA!! This is an outrage!!!
You still look rather Royal to me Spitty, but I hope the service improves soon.
Your furs look beautiful Spitty :) but not being around for you, that's bad bud.. XX00XX
Mollie and Alfie
Uh oh! You need to sort your human out Spitty!
ooooooh! WE vote for SPOD!
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