Wednesday, May 14, 2014

94° in the Shade



I would be a happier Boy today if it were not Hot as Hades in our cool, gray City by the Bay. 

Tomorrow is predicted to be "only" 81° but in my flinty little heart I know they are lying through their filthy little teefs.

Betrayal is everywhere.

Soon, I will need my Viceroys.

41 comments:

Maggie from Stillness at Cherith said...

Poor Spitty, We were just reading about your trip of horror to the stabby place. Then we read this post about the hot as hades weather ....
we send you purrs and a plot for revenge (if you need it)
Signed,
the kitty brats

The Island Cats said...

We're at the ready, King Spitty.

meowmeowmans said...

We sure are glad you are feeling better, but those hots sound horrible, King Spitty.

We'll be there whenever you need us!

Your Faithful Viceroys,

Moosey, Gracie and Zoe

Catio Tales said...

Nore heats ? Lucky you have had a bit of a shave so you can feel a breeze.

Okay, so that wasn't funny, but come on dud, you need to chill. Hehehehe.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

We are sweltering down here too! I am having a very difficult time getting my human to work!

meowmeowmans said...

Hiya Spitty! We saw your nice comment about the photos on our blog. Dad meowmeowmans takes the pictures there, and he says thank you. We can stick him in the transporter, and send him over to do a photo session with you, if you want.

Hugs and headbonks,

Moosey, Gracie and Zoe

Megan said...

Spitty - I'm not so sure that they are telling lies. Millie (over on the Darling Millie blog) calls them 'weather guessers' and I think she's probably got it right: these people genuinely don't have a clue what's going to happen but they wanna keep their jobs, so they make a stab at it! I'm optimistic that the threat of Viceroy action may have a positive impact and that they'll deliver you some milder weather tomorrow.

Megan
Sydney, Australia

Furries said...

Spitty, I hope you have air conditioning because that's too hot. It's supposed to be over 100 for the next two days here. Luckily, my dad hates the heat so we have the a/c running.

brokenteepee said...

Uh-oh, trouble is brewing. I hope you are not having nasty fires like they are down south in California

Lone Star Cats said...

I think ya's gavin all our normal heats - it has been so cool here da past couple days!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

It's too early for the hots! We hope you're feeling better, Spitty. We'll all be "at the ready" to go after those dastardly weather guessers! (and whoever else needs it)

Catio Tales said...

Dude, dud - easy mistake to make............ especially when your are as bad a typist as Äiti at 6 o'clock in the morning.

Don't be offended by such a pubic error. Oooops, public.

CATachresis said...

She dropped her camera on you????? Is she nuts? I think she really hates you. I get that feeling with my incontinent ...errr ... incompetent warder! She dropped a 200 mm lens on me once. Retributional vengeance is what we need. Even if it does smack of tautology. I call it emphasis. It can't be that hot, buddy! I think the old dragon is breathing on you when you are not looking!

If I haven't been sacked form my Viceroydomship, I will be there for you, Spit. Just meow the meow of our people and I'll be there.

Unknown said...

Sadly betrayals is everywhere indeed Spiity. She bought me some pig's ears and hid them away but I saw. Big sigh! Have a tremendous Thursday and stay cool.
Best wishes Molly

Katie Isabella said...

As with handsome Austin, I will be waiting for the meow of our people and be there in a trice. Or twice? Oh, that's TWO times, but that's OK too. Heeeee. xxxoooxx

Cats Herd You said...

It is far too early for such hots! We hope they are on their way out in a hurry.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Lemme AT them! Whover THEY are. I'll striafht them out fer you FAST!!! ~ Eager Iza, Fierceness Percatified...

Tamago said...

Only 81! We are enjoying high 60s and low 70s through this weekend. Though it'll be rainy, too.
Happy Thursday and stay cool!

Brian's Home Blog said...

Hang in the Spitty, it has got to get better!

Eastside Cats said...

Spitty, with some of your furs shaved, maybe you need to aim the fan right there!

Pat Hatt said...

Still cool here. Tell her to stop dropping cameras on you and spring for a big AC unit haha

Anonymous said...

Spitty..we totally feel your angst. Our AC was out yesterday. WE all Stayed downstairs. It is repaired now, but we are purrring the fog comes back stat!!!

Anonymous said...

Aaaaw Spitty is dat time of yeaw. And dat;s not so hot. Stwetch out on da tile or cuwl up in da sink.

Luv and Hugs and Kitty kisses ♥♥♥

Dezi

Kitties Blue said...

Hi Spitty, Sorry we haven't been around for a while. What with Blog Paws and Mom's scorpion sting, we have gotten really behind. Just let us know if you need us. We keep waiting to be called forward as your faithful viceroys. That is just too hot for SF. We are going to do a little backwards reading to see what we have missed the last few days. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Kitties Blue said...

We are so sorry that you have been having problems with your posterior. Hope it is now getting better and that your floof will grow back quickly. Purring and praying. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Ann Boyajian said...

Well, on the positive side, your posterior must be a little cooler now that it has been relieved of the excess furs (sorry, couldn't resist!). Try to stay out of the sun puddles until it cools down.

Anonymous said...

Oh that's really hot. Shall I send you my ice cream? I'm on a diet, so ice cream is cancelled for me. I hope you will find a cool place.

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

I don't envy you one bit! My Mom is soooo glad she was in Nevada LAST week cause they are gonna be over 100 this week! Love, Cody

da tabbies o trout towne said...

dood.....ya can trust de weather for cast az much az ya can trust a hotdog ona plate with out any relish or mustard....we bee on stand by ta storm de shop over on hyde ta help ree leeve de hotter N hell heet....

signin out from H & A

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Spitty that's hot for FL! Wow

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Hope you manage to keep cool Spitty

Winston said...

I LOVES the sunny weather, but it means mum chases me around the kitchen trying to put suncream on my pink ears before I get to play outside....

Timmy Tomcat said...

Ah Spitty we had a great day of cool on yester but now the heat is back with NO SUN!

Mickey's Musings said...


Yikes, we are downright cold compared to your temp!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure, JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie

Ivan from WMD said...

And it's coming our way! Eeek! We don't have our cooler running yet, and that makes for a cranky mom.

We got a big laugh over your comment, Spitty! In this case, though, it means Waste Isolation Pilot Plant, and it's a deep underground system where we hide nuclear waste. Since it's been closed since the leak, we just send that cr*p right on over to Texas where any old texan--er, terrorist--can get at it.

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

I hope you have a place where you can stay cool sweetheart. Sorry I missed that you were under the weather and I hope that you are feeling better now. x

Shaggy and Scout said...

Dag nab it! We wish you could send some of that our way. Brrr.

charppps said...

Meowma is grumbling about our 45 deg. here, but she would be seriously grumbling at 94 deg. The human is never satisfied with the weather. There is no purrfect day for her ever. We will come and fan your furs all day if you want us to.
purrs,
Jasmine, Joey, Eddie & Rosie

Marty the Manx said...

Man Spitty..... the indignities then the heat of Hades..... this is just one woeful week fur sure! We are actually going to have frost tonite! Not sure what the cat is going on with Mother Nature..... maybe somebody had messed with her nether region too and pissed her off!
Marty

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

You are right, Spitty - those weathermen are always wrong. Sorry you are having such hot weather! You just can't catch a break, can ya? Still purring for you, buddy.

A Tonl said...

well if we averaged your temps and OURS... (we had a FROST warning on Thursday. Seriouslies?!? It's M.A.Y. people.)