The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Thankful Thursday: The Last Action Hero
I want to thank all my loyal furiends, Kitties and Humans alike, and perhaps even a woofie or two, for their kind support during my recent, um, Escapades. In gratitude, I have gone to great pains to produce this action-packed (mini)Summer Blockbuster for your enjoyment!
Wow. You're really good at filming. You're almost a movie star! You manage to keep your audience watching, waiting, hoping that you fall asleep ... only to see you one more time opening your eyes.
Oh the action was UNSTOPABLE! I had to full screen that so I could catch every nuance! It was awesome! Especially the tail flips almost out of camera range! Whew! I'm exhausted just watching that! And when your eyes opened and turned toward the camera... Female cats all over the world fainted! I know my two did! Smooches Spitty! So, um, can you help me revive the girls?
dood.....whoa...slow down buddy.....ewe haz WAY two much energeez.... spesh a lee afturr havin gone thru what ewe wented thru.....we knead ta take a nap... we iz THAT kinda eggs hausted watchin ewe....we gived thiz film 984 paw UP for actshun & suspenze N we iz lookin for werd ta when it comes out on dee vee dee !! continmewed best frum R pal frank ♥♥♥
Okay, Spitty, when was the last time you participated in anything that could be called action? NEVER? XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
That was Warhol-worthy. I mean it. I once saw one of his films of a human that was just like this, but it lasted for 45 minutes. Why did I stay and watch, you might ask. Because I kept waiting for something to happen. And it didn't. Stoopy me!
24 comments:
Whoa, when an we go potty and not miss any action?
Emma and Buster
MOL Spitty, hope ya got paid real good for dat ackshun flick. ;)
That's a most excellent movie - it would be a real hit here in Finland as it at least ten times more action packed than the films here. Apparently.
Well, fer YOU, that WAS pretty action-packed, MOL!
Wow. You're really good at filming. You're almost a movie star! You manage to keep your audience watching, waiting, hoping that you fall asleep ... only to see you one more time opening your eyes.
You had me in suspense for the whole 30 seconds!
Spitty, you were so quick I hardly saw you move at all! Did you have a stunt double for the real tricky blinking manoeuvre?
You breathed, you blinked, you had it all going for you Spitty. And the soundtrack - a sensation. Arnold Schwarzenegger: eat your heart out!
Megan
Sydney, Australia
Oh the action was UNSTOPABLE! I had to full screen that so I could catch every nuance! It was awesome! Especially the tail flips almost out of camera range! Whew! I'm exhausted just watching that! And when your eyes opened and turned toward the camera... Female cats all over the world fainted! I know my two did!
Smooches Spitty! So, um, can you help me revive the girls?
Pawsome!
We were spellbound by those killer eyes!
And the suspense :o
Whew, that was great!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
"...And the Oscar goes to...King Spitty!" The crowd roars, stands on their feet, fifteen minute ovation....
Awww....I love those love eyes you are giving us. :)
Um...did anything move besides the camera?
Looking good Spitty
Special kisses
Your Nellie
dood.....whoa...slow down buddy.....ewe haz WAY two much energeez.... spesh a lee afturr havin gone thru what ewe wented thru.....we knead ta take a nap... we iz THAT kinda eggs hausted watchin ewe....we gived thiz film 984 paw UP for actshun & suspenze N we iz lookin for werd ta when it comes out on dee vee dee !! continmewed best frum R pal frank ♥♥♥
heerz two an arctic char kinda week oh end ♥♥♥
Iagree with the Tabbies. That was exhausting! Was it the meal I served that energized you so much?
You really shouldn't over do it so soon Spitty!
Have you ever thought about making relaxation videos? You'd make a fortune!
Bravo! Bravo! Appaws! I made TW watch this a dozen times. You were doing that slow eye blink so I guess you forgave your Human.
I think you need to enter that at Sundance!
You had us on the edge of our seats, Spitty.
The "slow-blink" keeled us over!!!
Okay, Spitty, when was the last time you participated in anything that could be called action? NEVER? XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
That was Warhol-worthy. I mean it. I once saw one of his films of a human that was just like this, but it lasted for 45 minutes. Why did I stay and watch, you might ask. Because I kept waiting for something to happen. And it didn't. Stoopy me!
You have some stealthy moves Spitty!
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