Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Hardly Strictly Speaking


I am not really supposed to climb up on this table where there are things that I might knock over and break.

As if this is the freaking Louvre and her tacky tchotchkes are valuable objets d'art and not candles from the Dollar Store on a cheap tray from Pier One.

Spitty does what he pleases, when he pleases and nobody tells him, "No."

21 comments:

Mickey's Musings said...

We agree that you should do whatever you want,when you want and where you want.
That's why Cats Rule!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ

Cathy Keisha said...

We agree you should go where you want. It’s in your contract. Besides why does she make it so easy for you to climb up there?

The Island Cats said...

As the song says, Spitty....go where you wanna go, do what you wanna do....

meowmeowmans said...

Humans like to think they make the rules. BWAHAHAHAHA!

You go, Spitty!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Breakables? What are those?

Catio Tales said...

Of course you do. What else is to be expected? Rules ? Tools !

Furries said...

If you're not supposed to climb on the table, why are the chairs there for you to climb up on? Your human is silly.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

If it was REALLY off-limits would there be (not only one but two) chairs right there???
Heh-heh.

Lone Star Cats said...

We're not "supposed" to get on da table either. Yeah, right.

easyweimaraner said...

I'm with you... my momma howled like wile e. coyote for a smashed vase, as if it was an artpiece from ming-dynasty...butt I saw the price tag on the bottom: 3.99...oh boy...

CATachresis said...

Not sure candles can actually break, especially those really fat ones!! Had to look up tchotchkes! I thought for a moment you had sneezed!

Angel Simba said...

With that perfect line-up of chairs next to the table, I think she is inviting you to go up there, Spitty. Even your old bones can make it!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Quite right too Spitty! MOL at Austin! I had to google tchotchkes too.

Katie Isabella said...

MY kinda mancat! But you always knew that. Oh, and yes, I fried the spiders up in a pan. Ready?

Cat and DOG Chat With Caren said...

you got that right my furiend!
Love, Cody
catchatwithcarenandcody

Eastside Cats said...

You are King Spitty, after all!

pilch92 said...

You crack me up Spitty :)

Unknown said...

So...Did yous or Didn't yous?
Kisses
Nellie
PS Mes thinks yous didn't while the human was there....

Saku said...

As if your human should expect anything else.

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Marty the Manx said...

THAT'S RIGHT Spitty! You tell your Mom how it is!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Candles are kinna hard ta damage. What ya want up there are CERAMICS!